It’s important to tell people how you really feel
Excuses, excuses
Jasper and Lapis are the elements of Rage and Sarcasm, respectively
Lapis Lazuli making sure someone will carry on her legacy
We were very tired, we were very merry—We had gone back and
Cry me a river an ocean
Night Blogger Steven’s heartfelt farewell to Jasper as Malachite’s
“YOU’RE EMBARRASSING ME IN FRONT OF THE ENEMY”
“bye bye jaspy dont let the bottom feeders bite”
Goodbye, Malachite.
…How convincing.(Psst! In case you haven’t heard, this
There’s no possible way this could go wrong
“IT’‘S CALLLED REMODELINGG”
It’s okay, he’s liveblogging his swim back to the shore
She has a very… distinct… sound…
That sucks for whoever was working there today. They had to shut
Throwin’ shade like it’s sunny
No, nope. No more. Tune in tomorrow for not this
I’m, uh, I’m sure we’re in for a nice, calm day…
See? He’s not gonna get a sunburn. This is fine. Everything
That’s not what he meant when he said he wanted “fries and
The threat has been neutralized. And so has this area’s ecosystem
Have you tried that new flavor, Existential Void?
Really, it won’t! Don’t expect it to. Because it won’t.
Well, this is… promising, actually
Um. Well, surely whatever happened all those years ago that kept
Annnnd she’s gone
A reassurance, Amethyst
“And This Arrest Warrant! And These Fingerprints! My, I’m
!
Let your best be for your friend. If he must know the ebb of
“HAVE YOU EVEN MET ME”
Even after five days in hibernation, the skilled Lapis Lazuli
Yellow Diamond wants to see some accountability, Jasper
…Keep dreaming, Amethyst
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