narc0ticsweettalk:  I found this under my bed. I don’t

narc0ticsweettalk: I found this under my bed. I don’t

Never argue with anything that has teeth and claws

Never argue with anything that has teeth and claws

No need to panic or anything  ;)

No need to panic or anything  ;)

Anything to avoid an intervention

Anything to avoid an intervention

Not if I’ve got anything to say about it

Not if I’ve got anything to say about it

He can resist anything but temptation

He can resist anything but temptation

They said I could be anything, so I became an interior decorator

They said I could be anything, so I became an interior decorator

They never do anything by halves

They never do anything by halves

He never finishes anything he starts

He never finishes anything he starts

Never provoke anything that can bite back

Never provoke anything that can bite back

Don’t start anything you can’t finish

Don’t start anything you can’t finish

He’ll be too hungover in the morning to predict anything

He’ll be too hungover in the morning to predict anything

retrofucking:  Anonymous:Saw a series with these fine gals and

retrofucking: Anonymous:Saw a series with these fine gals and

So I met this prostitute who said she'd do anything for ฤ.

So I met this prostitute who said she'd do anything for ฤ.

So I met this prostitute who said she'd do anything for ฤ.

So I met this prostitute who said she'd do anything for ฤ.

Funny how that works, huh?

Funny how that works, huh?

…… this actually happens some times in Canada…

…… this actually happens some times in Canada…

This is fuckin’ dumb for two reasons.  First off…

This is fuckin’ dumb for two reasons.  First off…

Ha.  The funny part is that I bet you anything that in the USA…

Ha.  The funny part is that I bet you anything that in the USA…

Hahahaha.  It honestly KILLS me when girls tell me this about

Hahahaha.  It honestly KILLS me when girls tell me this about

Hahahaha, so worth the fight though.  The joy some puns evoke

Hahahaha, so worth the fight though.  The joy some puns evoke

I’d huff that shit like there’s no tomorrow…

I’d huff that shit like there’s no tomorrow…

You fucker… you aren’t sweeping anything!!

You fucker… you aren’t sweeping anything!!

….  this pretty much reminds of an American doing just

….  this pretty much reminds of an American doing just

Still a better Valentine’s day than anything I’ve

Still a better Valentine’s day than anything I’ve

If anyone says anything bad about dating sites to me ever again

If anyone says anything bad about dating sites to me ever again

Lets be honest here.  Its not better than nothing.  I can do

Lets be honest here.  Its not better than nothing.  I can do

collegehumor:  How to Make Anything Sound Cooler Volume One in

collegehumor: How to Make Anything Sound Cooler Volume One in

pizzaotter: itskyalenotkyle: When you drop anything in the bathroom

pizzaotter: itskyalenotkyle: When you drop anything in the bathroom

there is no way this was anything less than deliberate.

there is no way this was anything less than deliberate.

hipslie:  If we learned anything from the Mayans, it’s that

hipslie: If we learned anything from the Mayans, it’s that

iheartchaos:  Facebook took down this completely innocent picture

iheartchaos: Facebook took down this completely innocent picture

xiumeme:  guys… if someone in your inbox says they are linking

xiumeme: guys… if someone in your inbox says they are linking

sexhaver:scientists could scour the arctic for decades and never

sexhaver:scientists could scour the arctic for decades and never

funny-pictures-uk:  Who could want anything more…

funny-pictures-uk: Who could want anything more…

JB Fanvideo (by wzr0713) I’ve never seen anything so creepy

JB Fanvideo (by wzr0713) I’ve never seen anything so creepy