narc0ticsweettalk: I found this under my bed. I don’t
Never argue with anything that has teeth and claws
No need to panic or anything ;)
Anything to avoid an intervention
Not if I’ve got anything to say about it
He can resist anything but temptation
They said I could be anything, so I became an interior decorator
They never do anything by halves
He never finishes anything he starts
Never provoke anything that can bite back
Don’t start anything you can’t finish
He’ll be too hungover in the morning to predict anything
retrofucking: Anonymous:Saw a series with these fine gals and
So I met this prostitute who said she'd do anything for ฤ.
So I met this prostitute who said she'd do anything for ฤ.
Funny how that works, huh?
…… this actually happens some times in Canada…
This is fuckin’ dumb for two reasons. First off…
Ha. The funny part is that I bet you anything that in the USA…
Hahahaha. It honestly KILLS me when girls tell me this about
Hahahaha, so worth the fight though. The joy some puns evoke
I’d huff that shit like there’s no tomorrow…
You fucker… you aren’t sweeping anything!!
…. this pretty much reminds of an American doing just
Still a better Valentine’s day than anything I’ve
If anyone says anything bad about dating sites to me ever again
Lets be honest here. Its not better than nothing. I can do
collegehumor: How to Make Anything Sound Cooler Volume One in
pizzaotter: itskyalenotkyle: When you drop anything in the bathroom
there is no way this was anything less than deliberate.
hipslie: If we learned anything from the Mayans, it’s that
iheartchaos: Facebook took down this completely innocent picture
xiumeme: guys… if someone in your inbox says they are linking
sexhaver:scientists could scour the arctic for decades and never
funny-pictures-uk: Who could want anything more…
JB Fanvideo (by wzr0713) I’ve never seen anything so creepy