obedient-housewives: What a lazy housewife. She thinks all she
Petition for Amethyst to get her own cooking show
You could just be going about your business, eating your fry
So, uh, could someone please feed me just a ridiculous amount
stevita: 0nigum0: So, uh, could someone please feed me just
0nigum0: So, uh, could someone please feed me just a ridiculous
I just want a man who I can get high with, then make love to,
if i buy some oreos and you come in my fucking house and go in
im-sad-lets-have-sex: wolfwithafoxtail: I think the day I realised
amydentata: sirs-littleone: Oral sex and THEN cookies? That
kasukasukasumisty: artemispanthar: I was thinking about how,
wolfwithafoxtail: I think the day I realised I was getting better
incorrectyvanquotes:Evan: So we headed out to the park, and then
basedgodtookmyusername: randyliedtke: Baked some iPhone cookies
basedgodtookmyusername: randyliedtke: Baked some iPhone cookies
allicouldsaywashello: louisuey: minilouis: harry was totally
labrownrecluse: mrs-haunter: jcoleknowsbest: youcantroamwithoutcaesar:
nimbusthelittleblackraincloud: Zephyr has learned the word cookie.
theryanproject: blvckhermione: I told my mom you don’t get
im-sad-lets-have-sex: wolfwithafoxtail: I think the day I realised
kinkybbygirl1: Get a girl that bakes you cookies, and blushes
dragonhearted-clevergirl: thefingerfuckingfemalefury: charismatic-hothead:
basedgodtookmyusername: randyliedtke: Baked some iPhone cookies
honeepot: theryanproject: blvckhermione: I told my mom you don’t
I’m literally a child, I always get up or leave a store
lion-ghouls: cummbunny: I want a sugar daddy but one that just
lordelgay: bombing: totallybrah: bombing: did i get fired
Protip If you’re an artist and you want to make a super girly
basedgodtookmyusername: randyliedtke: Baked some iPhone cookies
i was saving a cookie to eat when i got back home from class