when somebodys wife says not to sex because of headaches and

when somebodys wife says not to sex because of headaches and

That your boss has already fucked the wives of other employees

That your boss has already fucked the wives of other employees

Raging Stallion - The Drifter

Raging Stallion - The Drifter

1of2dads:  What do you say when your mom catches you and your

1of2dads: What do you say when your mom catches you and your

Please excuse me while I pass out from shear exhaustion and sleep

Please excuse me while I pass out from shear exhaustion and sleep

makokitten:  I posted this photo of reapersun, alicexz, and me

makokitten: I posted this photo of reapersun, alicexz, and me

girlslovesextoo:  There is no excuse to be drinking and driving,

girlslovesextoo: There is no excuse to be drinking and driving,

ok so to hopefully prove a point to myself - I went on the Ao3

ok so to hopefully prove a point to myself - I went on the Ao3

groovy-midnight:  My part of an art trade I did with @sile-animus.It’s

groovy-midnight: My part of an art trade I did with @sile-animus.It’s

killjoy-tickety-boo:  69-inch-penis:  excuse me but since when

killjoy-tickety-boo: 69-inch-penis: excuse me but since when

bigboysdrinkmilk:  im-fairly-whitty:  Tumblr: Spinel is evil-

bigboysdrinkmilk: im-fairly-whitty: Tumblr: Spinel is evil-

gifmeat:  It’s pretty simple: just fucking do it.  If you cannot

gifmeat: It’s pretty simple: just fucking do it. If you cannot

tsumiray, here you go. “Delten, do you take Satsujinhan as

tsumiray, here you go. “Delten, do you take Satsujinhan as

attackonstudying:       This is how the solar system is actually

attackonstudying: This is how the solar system is actually

apathetic-revenant:  apathetic-revenant:I mean no disrespect

apathetic-revenant: apathetic-revenant:I mean no disrespect

cryinglittlepeople: I unlocked Lightforged Draenei and made a

cryinglittlepeople: I unlocked Lightforged Draenei and made a

chekhov:  My mom went on my account and unfollowed you sorry

chekhov: My mom went on my account and unfollowed you sorry

thiccestybutolder:I’d love it if next time Ruby and Sapphire

thiccestybutolder:I’d love it if next time Ruby and Sapphire

uncensoredpleasure:  Every time you look at your husband’s

uncensoredpleasure: Every time you look at your husband’s

ars-mortifera:  Whelp. This happened. Nothing too bad I suppose.

ars-mortifera: Whelp. This happened. Nothing too bad I suppose.

scienceyoucanlove:  These condoms include Vivagel, a new antiviral

scienceyoucanlove: These condoms include Vivagel, a new antiviral

glumshoe:  glumshoe:    Both El and I are camera-shy and making

glumshoe: glumshoe: Both El and I are camera-shy and making

gifmeat:  It’s pretty simple: just fucking do it. If you cannot

gifmeat: It’s pretty simple: just fucking do it. If you cannot

doodlesfromthebird:  What more do you need than P  R  I  D

doodlesfromthebird: What more do you need than P  R  I  D

doodlesfromthebird:  What more do you need than P  R  I  D

doodlesfromthebird: What more do you need than P  R  I  D

doodlesfromthebird:  What more do you need than P  R  I  D

doodlesfromthebird: What more do you need than P  R  I  D

pureinfancy:  There’s a big difference between being curvy

pureinfancy: There’s a big difference between being curvy

basedheisenberg:  Being drunk does not excuse cheating. Being

basedheisenberg: Being drunk does not excuse cheating. Being

elegancea:  If someone calls you ‘ugly’ have a good comeback

elegancea: If someone calls you ‘ugly’ have a good comeback

I'm going to push my hardest this month and accomplish my goals.

I'm going to push my hardest this month and accomplish my goals.

untexting:  If you say you’ve never used the “my mom said

untexting: If you say you’ve never used the “my mom said

certainladynightmare: I THINK THIS EVERY TIME I WATCH ITLIKE

certainladynightmare: I THINK THIS EVERY TIME I WATCH ITLIKE

asleepylioness:   Dearest Lioness,  As by now you’re aware,

asleepylioness: Dearest Lioness, As by now you’re aware,

gifmeat:  It’s pretty simple: just fucking do it. If you cannot

gifmeat: It’s pretty simple: just fucking do it. If you cannot

come on and join the Adelaide paradee (so I promised that if

come on and join the Adelaide paradee (so I promised that if

our teachers had to ban playing cards because people kept playing

our teachers had to ban playing cards because people kept playing