Me and my mom completely forgot we invited my aunt over for dinner,

Me and my mom completely forgot we invited my aunt over for dinner,

You were on vacation with your lifelong friend and his mom. Your

You were on vacation with your lifelong friend and his mom. Your

When I was a freshman in high school, I was only five feet tall

When I was a freshman in high school, I was only five feet tall

You and your mom are going back to her old country, where she

You and your mom are going back to her old country, where she

For those who don’t know and haven’t been caught up, i’m

For those who don’t know and haven’t been caught up, i’m

antemrd:  I GOT THIS AWESOME DIRKJAKE PRINT FROM MY BEST FRIEND

antemrd: I GOT THIS AWESOME DIRKJAKE PRINT FROM MY BEST FRIEND

My brother dropped a balloon filled with flour over my head and

My brother dropped a balloon filled with flour over my head and

fluffy-omorashi:  Oh frick… I was about to go to the bathroom

fluffy-omorashi: Oh frick… I was about to go to the bathroom

my mom’s purchasing my birthday gift aka a ticket to the

my mom’s purchasing my birthday gift aka a ticket to the

Whenever I reminisce about my childhood I feel so bad for my

Whenever I reminisce about my childhood I feel so bad for my

My mom asked for 20 bucks….suddenly I gave her nothing

My mom asked for 20 bucks….suddenly I gave her nothing

smilingtommo:  i kept bugging my mom about not buying me my favorite

smilingtommo: i kept bugging my mom about not buying me my favorite

So me and my mom just smoked pot together for the first timeAnd

So me and my mom just smoked pot together for the first timeAnd

basedpotatochip:  lindsaylohansmugshot:  my friend played the

basedpotatochip: lindsaylohansmugshot: my friend played the

My mom is a mermaid and my dad is a centaur

My mom is a mermaid and my dad is a centaur

my mom keeps trying to make me send her the JT album, and I won’t

my mom keeps trying to make me send her the JT album, and I won’t

my mom is singing ‘any time, any place’ real loud

my mom is singing ‘any time, any place’ real loud

I HATE CRYING AND I LOOKED SO PRETTY AND MY MAKE UP WAS NICE

I HATE CRYING AND I LOOKED SO PRETTY AND MY MAKE UP WAS NICE

I super need to move out of my house, coming back instantly hit

I super need to move out of my house, coming back instantly hit

so I love being a dick to my brother and my mom bought this creepy

so I love being a dick to my brother and my mom bought this creepy

my sleepy brain is the worst texter, once my friend texted me

my sleepy brain is the worst texter, once my friend texted me

my mom isnt strict or anything but how some people act blow my

my mom isnt strict or anything but how some people act blow my

my friend's mom made cream puffs for me and my mom

my friend's mom made cream puffs for me and my mom

My mom just came into my room and shouted “WHO KILLED THE

My mom just came into my room and shouted “WHO KILLED THE

MY MOM AND I WERE WATCHING TV TOGETHER AND ALL OF A SUDDEN SHE

MY MOM AND I WERE WATCHING TV TOGETHER AND ALL OF A SUDDEN SHE

my mom just came in with a paper bag and asked me to reach into

my mom just came in with a paper bag and asked me to reach into

so my mom started making dinner at like 2pm and i asked how come

so my mom started making dinner at like 2pm and i asked how come

my mom was helping me clean and move some of my plush and when

my mom was helping me clean and move some of my plush and when

i just walked out and my mom blocked me in the hallway and i

i just walked out and my mom blocked me in the hallway and i

my mom was watching some sort of brother-sister kdrama earlier

my mom was watching some sort of brother-sister kdrama earlier

so look at what my mom gave me for valentine’s ;o; she

so look at what my mom gave me for valentine’s ;o; she

My mom is watching some spanish talk show and then she tells

My mom is watching some spanish talk show and then she tells

My Mom said she wants Naruto to be her son and not gonna lie

My Mom said she wants Naruto to be her son and not gonna lie

I grew up listening to björk because my mom is a big fan of

I grew up listening to björk because my mom is a big fan of

Hana, you singing ‘you are my sunshine’ reminded

Hana, you singing ‘you are my sunshine’ reminded

We’re having a potluck for my final day of this art class

We’re having a potluck for my final day of this art class