Spoiler alert! It ends with everyone jerking off while drinking
bbluejoseph:sepulchritude:sepulchritude:I love seeing people’s
Idk what the omo god are trying to tell me… So it was
kittenfossils: hacksign: clalish: hacksign: “i misread
one-for-all-plus-ultra: legitimatelala: signlesstheredbloodedtroll:
vampireapologist:Just saw an ad for a portable blender that you
It kinda sucked back then cause i can remember going to visit
mpregicorn: UGH ok so let me tell you guys why that snk filler
….you told your brother he was a cyborg just so you could
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lesbianshepard: my fave greek history story to tell is that
unprofessionally: I’ve grown into a habit of staying to watch
I got my hair cut and it’s half the length it was and it feels
I was outside with one of my dogs and I was standing by the garage
aspiring-kryptonian: It’s one thing when people watch a kid’s
My brother was telling me that his girlfriend was asking him
I had a Speech class in my second year in college (it was a requirement)
incognergroes: tkdancer: incognergroes: rasdivine: This
principalcellist: sara-the-dork: i-havent-been-the-same-since-i:
mabelpinesdidnothingwrong: Everybody reblog this and tell me
lilsugar2u: The whole reason this blog was started was when
sherlawkward: rifa: camflougedzut: fearof-theunknown:
destieldrabblesdaily: my mom kept complaining that our cat was
mommybenefits: True story. I think my son was jacking off this
wlllow: Some lady called in and wanted me to shop for her cause
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girlfromtralfamadore: holy shit that fortune telling tea cup
hi! im gonna tell you about my day bc it was wonderful amazing
Like a Drunken Athena
im gonna tell you guys another gross story about 2-3 years back
im sure some of you guys who were here remember that incident,
peleides: fearof-theunknown: The Trap In Berlin, after World
like what is it with cats? i cannot visibly tell that my cats
when people tell me i look like rebecca sugar: tha nk yo u….
i had a dream weiss was telling everyone “hey so, like, my
You ever tell someone your wrong age? Cause I did that a few