Carlos is a centuries old vampire, bored with a life in which
imnotarealfuckingpirate: youknowyourebritishwhen: After I retired,
fuckpigtales: Dignity. Real women have it. Pretty women who are
reylobey: this idea i see on tumblr that love is just some shiny
I hate it when dudes ask me my favorite position…I don’t
ultravioletdesires: bloodyqueefs: I hate it when dudes ask
nuka-rockit: Depression™! comes with multiple fun features
bradmanx: Me and a friend of mine get bored sometimes and describe
youknowyourebritishwhen: After I retired, my wife insisted that
nuka-rockit: Depression™! comes with multiple fun features
youknowyourebritishwhen: After I retired, my wife insisted that
nuka-rockit: Depression™! comes with multiple fun features
vvlin91: vvlin91: There lived an acrobat, passionate, invincible,
moc-tod-ffuts-modnar: trans-wife: And every one of them deserves
blah no one texted me all day except sandy. lol ): and no one
hood-skoop: njborn95: I would KILL to have this engine. OS
After I retired, my wife insisted that I accompany her on her
spmib: sexy-fucks: youknowyourebritishwhen: After I retired,
Bein weirdos and killin’ time till bath time \m/