“I don’t know about Sherlock, but I know exactly

“I don’t know about Sherlock, but I know exactly

“Do you like solving crimes? Because I’ve got a vacancy.”

“Do you like solving crimes? Because I’ve got a vacancy.”

“Brainy’s the new sexy, but your looks are just old

“Brainy’s the new sexy, but your looks are just old

“Sentiment is a chemical defect found in the losing side.

“Sentiment is a chemical defect found in the losing side.

“Judging by the turn-ups on your jeans, you’d be

“Judging by the turn-ups on your jeans, you’d be

“I’d rip your clothes off in a darkened swimming

“I’d rip your clothes off in a darkened swimming

“I ship us like Mrs. Hudson ships Johnlock.”Based

“I ship us like Mrs. Hudson ships Johnlock.”Based

“A nice murder normally cheers me up, but it seems like

“A nice murder normally cheers me up, but it seems like

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“You can’t be allowed to continue being single.

“You can’t be allowed to continue being single.

“One more miracle, for me, please… Don’t

“One more miracle, for me, please… Don’t

“I’m so shocked by your beauty, I think I’ll

“I’m so shocked by your beauty, I think I’ll

“You should pop ‘round to Baker Street. Who knows?

“You should pop ‘round to Baker Street. Who knows?

“It’s okay– you don’t have to wear

“It’s okay– you don’t have to wear

“If you’ll excuse me, I’m just going to knock

“If you’ll excuse me, I’m just going to knock