What my life looks like on a dailey in the office 📞📊📧📝📦📑📲☕️x3

What my life looks like on a dailey in the office 📞📊📧📝📦📑📲☕️x3

“Sex doesn’t alarm me. Want me to prove it?”

“Sex doesn’t alarm me. Want me to prove it?”

“Would you like me to alarm you?” Submitted by anonymous.

“Would you like me to alarm you?” Submitted by anonymous.

The Wake Up Vibe, an alarm clock you put in your pants and wakes

The Wake Up Vibe, an alarm clock you put in your pants and wakes

Alarm Clock Gun; to stop the alarm aim and shoot the gun

Alarm Clock Gun; to stop the alarm aim and shoot the gun

Carpet Alarm Clock

Carpet Alarm Clock

The Barisieur is an alarm clock and coffee brewer. It eases the

The Barisieur is an alarm clock and coffee brewer. It eases the

A forgotten profession: In the days before alarm clocks were

A forgotten profession: In the days before alarm clocks were

eyesforeverblue:  an absolute truth  would love this alarm ;)

eyesforeverblue: an absolute truth would love this alarm ;)

 Alarm bells should have started ringing for this boy when a

 Alarm bells should have started ringing for this boy when a

ALARM! MEGA-ARSCH FRISST HOSE! Oh wie gern wär ich jetzt die

ALARM! MEGA-ARSCH FRISST HOSE! Oh wie gern wär ich jetzt die

Alarm clock phatty

Alarm clock phatty

Allie, the alarm clock ponyBatteries not needed.

Allie, the alarm clock ponyBatteries not needed.

stable86:  nips alarm clock pon allie   forgot to rebleb

stable86: nips alarm clock pon allie forgot to rebleb

alarm system broke or something, its been going off haphazardly

alarm system broke or something, its been going off haphazardly

Alarm Cock

Alarm Cock

alarm clock

alarm clock

alarm clock

alarm clock

Alarm set. #iPhoneX #iwillbetiredtomorrow

Alarm set. #iPhoneX #iwillbetiredtomorrow

*Playing 3ds at 2am with a full bladder that I was just about

*Playing 3ds at 2am with a full bladder that I was just about

>> Wake-Up Vibe  Have trouble waking up in the morning?

>> Wake-Up Vibe Have trouble waking up in the morning?

UpNorthTripstrumentals | Del The Funky Homosapien - No Need For

UpNorthTripstrumentals | Del The Funky Homosapien - No Need For

BACK IN THE DA Y|11/23/93| Del the Funky Homosapien released

BACK IN THE DA Y|11/23/93| Del the Funky Homosapien released

TWENTY YEARS AGO TODAY |11/23/93| Del the Funky Homosapien released

TWENTY YEARS AGO TODAY |11/23/93| Del the Funky Homosapien released

The Making of No Need For Alarm with Del the Funky Homosapien

The Making of No Need For Alarm with Del the Funky Homosapien

On this day in 1993, Del the Funky Homosapien released his second

On this day in 1993, Del the Funky Homosapien released his second

Ohh my god I’m trying to sleep but there’s some alarm

Ohh my god I’m trying to sleep but there’s some alarm

Alarms go off when I enter the building

Alarms go off when I enter the building

hummingbirdprince:  min-that:  tertian:   did you know there’s

hummingbirdprince: min-that: tertian: did you know there’s

prince-ichi:  Human bird boyfriends  ` v` Bara Tori and super

prince-ichi: Human bird boyfriends  ` v` Bara Tori and super

note-a-bear:  aminaabramovic:  everyone needs to watch this video

note-a-bear: aminaabramovic: everyone needs to watch this video

note-a-bear:  aminaabramovic:  everyone needs to watch this video

note-a-bear: aminaabramovic: everyone needs to watch this video

vintagegal:  “Claws For Alarm” by Gil Elvgren 1958

vintagegal: “Claws For Alarm” by Gil Elvgren 1958

I mean I guess there goes ever sleeping in again 😴🙌 #alarm

I mean I guess there goes ever sleeping in again 😴🙌 #alarm

You guys too gotta remind me please!? #alarm #i #guess

You guys too gotta remind me please!? #alarm #i #guess

Boa sorte pra nós @cahportella #alarm #eight #clock #morning

Boa sorte pra nós @cahportella #alarm #eight #clock #morning