“Is this Reichenbach? Because I think I’m falling

“Is this Reichenbach? Because I think I’m falling

“Can I come over? I’ll scrub your floors, if you

“Can I come over? I’ll scrub your floors, if you

“Fuck me! I won a BAFTA!”

“Fuck me! I won a BAFTA!”

“It’s a drugs bust. I’ll bring the drugs; you

“It’s a drugs bust. I’ll bring the drugs; you

“I would frequent cafes just to have a meeting with you.”

“I would frequent cafes just to have a meeting with you.”

“Wanna know how you can recognize me by not my face?”

“Wanna know how you can recognize me by not my face?”

“I would rob Buckingham Palace just for your amusement.”

“I would rob Buckingham Palace just for your amusement.”

“Excuse me, but could you help me recover some missing

“Excuse me, but could you help me recover some missing

“I’m sorry my face puts you off. Perhaps you’d

“I’m sorry my face puts you off. Perhaps you’d

“I would rip off your clothes at a darkened swimming pool

“I would rip off your clothes at a darkened swimming pool

“I made you some shoes.”

“I made you some shoes.”

“I need someone to take my measurements. Care to volunteer?”

“I need someone to take my measurements. Care to volunteer?”

“Can you please not do that thing where you turn your coat

“Can you please not do that thing where you turn your coat

“If I had a chin for every time I thought of you, I’d

“If I had a chin for every time I thought of you, I’d

“I made you coffee. Do you prefer it black or drugged?”

“I made you coffee. Do you prefer it black or drugged?”

“Let’s talk about the birds and the Bee Gees.”

“Let’s talk about the birds and the Bee Gees.”

“You’re gonna need a blanket when you see the size

“You’re gonna need a blanket when you see the size

“You are such a brilliant conductor of light, not even

“You are such a brilliant conductor of light, not even

“I never thought heroes existed until I met you.”

“I never thought heroes existed until I met you.”

“Is that a riding crop under your coat, or are you just

“Is that a riding crop under your coat, or are you just

“You’re so hot, you’re gonna burn the heart

“You’re so hot, you’re gonna burn the heart

“Whenever I’m with you, I’m hornier than Anderson

“Whenever I’m with you, I’m hornier than Anderson

“You light up my life like a fairy.” *Make sure you

“You light up my life like a fairy.” *Make sure you

“I would jump in front of a death frisbee for you, my dear.”

“I would jump in front of a death frisbee for you, my dear.”

“You can slip your hand into my pocket anytime.”

“You can slip your hand into my pocket anytime.”

“People who don’t find me attractive? Not my division.”

“People who don’t find me attractive? Not my division.”

“I bet I can make your pulse increase and your pupils dilate.”

“I bet I can make your pulse increase and your pupils dilate.”

“I want to give you head. And I’m not talking about

“I want to give you head. And I’m not talking about

“I’d share deodorant with you even if it was for

“I’d share deodorant with you even if it was for

“If I broke into your home, would you have a cup of tea

“If I broke into your home, would you have a cup of tea

“I’m hung like a Baskerville Hound.”

“I’m hung like a Baskerville Hound.”

ADMIN’S PICK! Normally when I post photosets, the pick-up

ADMIN’S PICK! Normally when I post photosets, the pick-up

Wedding versus stag night. (These aren’t based on number

Wedding versus stag night. (These aren’t based on number

“On your knees, Professor… Don’t worry, I

“On your knees, Professor… Don’t worry, I

THEY’RE HERE! THEY’RE HERE!BBC Sherlock pick-up

THEY’RE HERE! THEY’RE HERE!BBC Sherlock pick-up

“Are you Mrs. Hudson? Because I need to give you more lines…

“Are you Mrs. Hudson? Because I need to give you more lines…