What to do when two girls come to your house in bikinis, wanting
sissysubdenise: Caught in the Act As if it’s not embarrassing
when she’s talking shit, acting as if she’s untouchable……
They acted as if you weren’t there; you were as silent
He flirted with your wife, acting as if you weren’t there;
Kindi loves to spend time at Keystone Lake totally nude…but
Age, but act as if you were forever young. Carpe Diem.
cumstarved: Sometimes my roommates will sit on my face and let
recklesselegance: “ She’s calling. Be calm, act as if you
#Bones acts as if everything in the galaxy is Jim’s fault #the
skimpymoms: momsseductiveways: - “What’s wrong, Son, you’re
uanwithniall: lousbums: stairshire: pokemoniall: are you
marsza:rgnamills:i knew there was a reason i liked maisie.This
fuckyeahqaf: [Debbie acts as if she’s suddenly dizzy.] Michael:
fotoarcade: “If you wish to call me yours, then you will have
Here’s the deal. When we are out in public, I do not want
grootpoepjeplasjehoofd:If you don’t want to vote, okay,
eurotrashy: On every single pre-teen-targeted show there’s
not4davey: Here’s the deal. When we are out in public, I do
staypozitive: I don’t mind clingy. In fact, I appreciate it
Please be Worth This by Act as If
stxxz: That awkward moment when you leave a store without buying
bestillmyshippingheart: #no one makes us do anything #honestly
gogomrbrown: Dashcam Video Just Released Shows Cop Murder
youngblackandvegan: there’s nothing wrong with interracial
itsmikuisa: Listen, I love you guys. Every European claiming
sherslock: repeat after me: there are 40 members of the westboro
cumstarved: Knowing what a slut I am, my roommates most often
dyscomancer:genuinely hope to see the fall of christianity as
trapcard: As someone who lived in Germany and various places
gaara-s: I always act as if I’m a full-fledged Ninja. I
cumstarved: Sometimes my roommates will sit on my face and let
ultimatebottom69:king-valkyriee:THAT WAS AN AMAZING TEASER Y'ALL
gohn-jegbert: karkatuan: everyone should fucking re-read homestuck
dyscomancer:genuinely hope to see the fall of christianity as
Cross the line if you sucked up your pride, and told him you