What to do when two girls come to your house in bikinis, wanting

What to do when two girls come to your house in bikinis, wanting

sissysubdenise:  Caught in the Act As if it’s not embarrassing

sissysubdenise: Caught in the Act As if it’s not embarrassing

when she’s talking shit, acting as if she’s untouchable……

when she’s talking shit, acting as if she’s untouchable……

They acted as if you weren’t there; you were as silent

They acted as if you weren’t there; you were as silent

He flirted with your wife, acting as if you weren’t there;

He flirted with your wife, acting as if you weren’t there;

Kindi loves to spend time at Keystone Lake totally nude…but

Kindi loves to spend time at Keystone Lake totally nude…but

 Age, but act as if you were forever young. Carpe Diem.

Age, but act as if you were forever young. Carpe Diem.

cumstarved:  Sometimes my roommates will sit on my face and let

cumstarved: Sometimes my roommates will sit on my face and let

recklesselegance:  “ She’s calling. Be calm, act as if you

recklesselegance: “ She’s calling. Be calm, act as if you

 #Bones acts as if everything in the galaxy is Jim’s fault #the

#Bones acts as if everything in the galaxy is Jim’s fault #the

skimpymoms:  momsseductiveways:  - “What’s wrong, Son, you’re

skimpymoms: momsseductiveways: - “What’s wrong, Son, you’re

uanwithniall:  lousbums:  stairshire:  pokemoniall:  are you

uanwithniall: lousbums: stairshire: pokemoniall: are you

marsza:rgnamills:i knew there was a reason i liked maisie.This

marsza:rgnamills:i knew there was a reason i liked maisie.This

fuckyeahqaf:   [Debbie acts as if she’s suddenly dizzy.] Michael:

fuckyeahqaf: [Debbie acts as if she’s suddenly dizzy.] Michael:

fotoarcade:  “If you wish to call me yours, then you will have

fotoarcade: “If you wish to call me yours, then you will have

Here’s the deal. When we are out in public, I do not want

Here’s the deal. When we are out in public, I do not want

grootpoepjeplasjehoofd:If you don’t want to vote, okay,

grootpoepjeplasjehoofd:If you don’t want to vote, okay,

eurotrashy:  On every single pre-teen-targeted show there’s

eurotrashy: On every single pre-teen-targeted show there’s

not4davey:  Here’s the deal. When we are out in public, I do

not4davey: Here’s the deal. When we are out in public, I do

staypozitive:  I don’t mind clingy. In fact, I appreciate it

staypozitive: I don’t mind clingy. In fact, I appreciate it

Please be Worth This by Act as If

Please be Worth This by Act as If

stxxz:   That awkward moment when you leave a store without buying

stxxz: That awkward moment when you leave a store without buying

bestillmyshippingheart:  #no one makes us do anything #honestly

bestillmyshippingheart: #no one makes us do anything #honestly

gogomrbrown:    Dashcam Video Just Released Shows Cop Murder

gogomrbrown: Dashcam Video Just Released Shows Cop Murder

youngblackandvegan:  there’s nothing wrong with interracial

youngblackandvegan: there’s nothing wrong with interracial

itsmikuisa:  Listen, I love you guys. Every European claiming

itsmikuisa: Listen, I love you guys. Every European claiming

sherslock:  repeat after me: there are 40 members of the westboro

sherslock: repeat after me: there are 40 members of the westboro

cumstarved:  Knowing what a slut I am, my roommates most often

cumstarved: Knowing what a slut I am, my roommates most often

dyscomancer:genuinely hope to see the fall of christianity as

dyscomancer:genuinely hope to see the fall of christianity as

trapcard:  As someone who lived in Germany and various places

trapcard: As someone who lived in Germany and various places

gaara-s:     I always act as if I’m a full-fledged Ninja. I

gaara-s: I always act as if I’m a full-fledged Ninja. I

cumstarved:  Sometimes my roommates will sit on my face and let

cumstarved: Sometimes my roommates will sit on my face and let

ultimatebottom69:king-valkyriee:THAT WAS AN AMAZING TEASER Y'ALL

ultimatebottom69:king-valkyriee:THAT WAS AN AMAZING TEASER Y'ALL

gohn-jegbert:  karkatuan:  everyone should fucking re-read homestuck

gohn-jegbert: karkatuan: everyone should fucking re-read homestuck

dyscomancer:genuinely hope to see the fall of christianity as

dyscomancer:genuinely hope to see the fall of christianity as

Cross the line if you sucked up your pride, and told him you

Cross the line if you sucked up your pride, and told him you