My acrobatic fucking days are long gone … how about you?

My acrobatic fucking days are long gone … how about you?

I take mine with cream and sugar.   You were going to ask about

I take mine with cream and sugar. You were going to ask about

Drunk in NYC last summer a woman at the bar, upon learning about

Drunk in NYC last summer a woman at the bar, upon learning about

lookingforfitdadorson: lookingforfitdadorson.tumblr.com You did

lookingforfitdadorson: lookingforfitdadorson.tumblr.com You did

Kind of overexposed but there’s something about this pic

Kind of overexposed but there’s something about this pic

Please ride my face. Please.  When they’re this tall and

Please ride my face. Please. When they’re this tall and

Sorry about the shirtlessness. and stupid face. but this is what

Sorry about the shirtlessness. and stupid face. but this is what

Tiny bit excited about my beard being a teeeeeeeny bit thicker.

Tiny bit excited about my beard being a teeeeeeeny bit thicker.

Thinking about shaving my beard...

Thinking about shaving my beard...

I thought about this a long time now. Other artists did it too,

I thought about this a long time now. Other artists did it too,

MADPlay “Twilight Sparkle’s Secret Shipfic Folder”,

MADPlay “Twilight Sparkle’s Secret Shipfic Folder”,

  Despite all the great things about my boyfriend Joe, one thing

Despite all the great things about my boyfriend Joe, one thing

Now that my skin and scalp have cleared up thanks to using Sarsaparilla

Now that my skin and scalp have cleared up thanks to using Sarsaparilla

Eden is definitely a dog’s person.Not really by request but

Eden is definitely a dog’s person.Not really by request but

Self Portrait WIP i started this probably about a year ago, then

Self Portrait WIP i started this probably about a year ago, then

deansass:  tastefullyoffensive:  Disney Princesses With Realistic

deansass: tastefullyoffensive: Disney Princesses With Realistic

dirtylittlesecret:  litbahamaboy:   My dirty little secret? I

dirtylittlesecret: litbahamaboy: My dirty little secret? I

ghost-of-eds-beard:  However, despite the fact that Captain Marvel

ghost-of-eds-beard: However, despite the fact that Captain Marvel

myste971:neasura:myste971:Dude bearded lizards are best lizards!

myste971:neasura:myste971:Dude bearded lizards are best lizards!

Had a dream last night about trying to shave my beard without

Had a dream last night about trying to shave my beard without

me-and-my-beard:  adamastosx:  Higher whatever the fuck   I think

me-and-my-beard: adamastosx: Higher whatever the fuck I think

thats-entirely-too-much-tuna:i love david jenkins so much, he

thats-entirely-too-much-tuna:i love david jenkins so much, he

daisencosplay:  A lot of people asked me about my Godot beard,

daisencosplay: A lot of people asked me about my Godot beard,

So I’m sick as a dog, and laying on the couch. Apparently

So I’m sick as a dog, and laying on the couch. Apparently

martyn-7:  Got my beard trimmed today. Shame about the messy

martyn-7: Got my beard trimmed today. Shame about the messy

chalkycandy:  me-and-my-beard:  dionysvs:   Red/Green Dot Sprite

chalkycandy: me-and-my-beard: dionysvs: Red/Green Dot Sprite

the—loving—dominant:dragonflyfire-n-ice:sexygreeneyedtiger3:Mmmm

the—loving—dominant:dragonflyfire-n-ice:sexygreeneyedtiger3:Mmmm

Working , working , working … That’s how i’ll

Working , working , working … That’s how i’ll

fujl:  You guys I’m super clean! Check out my superman hair

fujl: You guys I’m super clean! Check out my superman hair

 I hate my beard, like there’s some hair over my cheeks

I hate my beard, like there’s some hair over my cheeks

I honestly can’t remember what he was talking about. I just

I honestly can’t remember what he was talking about. I just

girlgettingfit:  donut-give-a-fuck-about-abs:  lordbates:  donut-give-a-fuck-about-abs:

girlgettingfit: donut-give-a-fuck-about-abs: lordbates: donut-give-a-fuck-about-abs:

manlybush:  theonlylivingboyinnewyork:  Just me, my body, my

manlybush: theonlylivingboyinnewyork: Just me, my body, my

I’m feeling good about my hair and my face today, so here

I’m feeling good about my hair and my face today, so here

Wait… you don’t know him? Father of the amniomorphic

Wait… you don’t know him? Father of the amniomorphic

scotch-on-rocks:  “I’m all about that beard, ‘bout

scotch-on-rocks: “I’m all about that beard, ‘bout