Oh, hello there! I’ve got some news for ya.
narcotic: I love when people apologize to me about their rooms
nikkibsummers: troyetroyetroye: I have never related to any
hurrricane-jane: dicksandwhiches:sexysmirkemoji:My life story
realhomo:countingtoabillionslow: Is anyone else completely terrified
noisier: my aesthetic is constantly being sleep deprived and
thisishiphoplifestyle: friend: you ok?me: *thinking about every
noisier: my aesthetic is constantly being sleep deprived and
spenceromg: “i saw this shit coming and i still did nothing
memoirsofaninja: Me: I’m feeling really sad right now because
My haircut is making me more vain. Oh no. Also, this is the
brattygf: me: *wants to be secretive, mysterious, and cool*
billhitchert: my birth: my life: my death:
*shy but actually a sex freak*
lordofthepringles: If I introduce a movie to you, and we watch
catnipsoup: maydaykoigo: curiouslyhigh: bunnywith: tahnoscheeks:
jetrocketskates: deans-left-buttcheek: Me at 5: hell yeah
garefowl: [sweats nervously]
ludzies: Guys I finally finished my autobiography
officialedwardkenway: i either finish a video game in two days
thebagofholding: “man i am so tired” stays up for 3 more
naruto im on my way
daftpnk: *doesnt care and falls asleep*
bestofcardsagainsthumanity: I imagine that this excuse would
you melt my sunglasses
sasooks: all these anime are coming back or are getting a reboot
egberts: have you ever put something in a safe place so you
technicolordame: i have feelings that are too real for characters
fullmetal samurai heart
stravaganza: banderboucher: it’s not a sunday unless you
harry2016: me first day of the semester: I’M GONNA GET AN
teamrocketing: time to study! *opens textbook* *groans for 10
lordofthejohnlock: *magnetos away from my responsibilities*
puralize: you don’t understand how hard it is to take a selfie
yourgaydarisonpoint: I’ve never really felt important to anyone.
oneohtrixpointnever:i’ve never cracked my phone’s screen