“Sherlock isn’t a fraud, and so isn’t my love
“I fell for you like Sherlock off of Bart’s.”
“I’m Sherlock’s biggest fan. Wanna see how
“Sherlock says that I’m a spider. How’d you
“So, you like letting freaks into your crime scenes…
“I would hit that harder than Sherlock hits corpses.”
“Sherlock and Moriarty aren’t the only ones I have
“My love for you exceeds the amount of laptops Sherlock
“I bet I can make you come in less the time Sherlock’s
“Maybe I won’t shave for Sherlock, but I’d
“I love you more than Sherlock loves dancing.”
“I’d rather look at you than Sherlock’s crime
“If you think Sherlock’s a freak, just wait until
“I want to be your boyfriend more than Sherlock wanted
“I don’t know about Sherlock, but I know exactly
“I would let you play me like Sherlock plays the violin.”
“I’ve fallen for you more times than a Sherlock
“I bet you could warm my heart even if Sherlock was keeping
“I want to text you more often than Irene texted Sherlock.â€
“I bet I can find your G spot quicker than Sherlock finds
“I love you more than Sherlock loves bees.â€
“Your style is more iconic than Sherlock in a deerstalker.â€
“We can’t eat in the kitchen because Sherlock keeps
“Sherlock must not know anything about you, because you
“If I had an unsolved murder for every time I thought of
“Finding someone as beautiful as you is more difficult
“When I’m through with you, you’ll have a
“Sherlock knows more about the solar system than you do
“I trust you more than Sherlock trusted his brother, Molly
“You make me feel higher than Sherlock overdosing on a
“Did Holmes learn about jets from you? Because you’re
“Humiliating Sherlock may be by far the greater pleasure,
“I love you more than Sherlock loves ginger nuts.”
“I like you more than Sherlock likes Toby.”
oh my~ morbidinterest: IF YOU’RE STILL TAKING SHERLOCK
MARRIED also jawn y u so SMALL guusana: Um, if you’re