“Lestrade’s out of town today, but I’m willing
“I may not be your brother’s handler, but I’ll
“Forget Fifty Shades of Grey– how about fifty shades
“So, you like letting freaks into your crime scenes…
“How about we unbutton more than just our sleeves and show
“You let my flatmate into your crime scenes… How
“When Greg handed me your uncut birthday video, I was hoping
“Forget my brother’s bolt-holes… How about
“How about you get off that treadmill and come be my date
“I love you for your brain, and I’m not referring
“Sherlock’s not the only one who always carries handcuffs…
“Are you Helen Louise? Because I’m going to make
“I’m like Anderson’s beard… I’ll
“I know Richard Brook was a lie, but I’d like to
“I bet you can make me scream… and I don’t
“You don’t need Connie Prince. You’re already
“I fell for you harder than Rupert Graves in the gag reel.”
“Why have a meat dagger when you can have my D.I. swagger?”
“I bet I can make you thirstier than Greg alone at a wedding.”
“Lestrade will find his division before I find someone
“I would date a sociopath just to make you wonder if it
“Because you know I’m all about that case, ‘bout
“I bet I can find your G spot quicker than Sherlock finds
“If I had an unsolved murder for every time I thought of
“You’re hotter than Molly Hooper at a Christmas
“I need you more than Lestrade needs a drink when he’s
“I would help a drug addict dig up a one hundred and twenty
“My feelings for you are so blindingly obvious, even Lestrade
“My feelings for you are so clear, not even the impossibly
“Are you Sherlock’s decanter? Because I can’t
“Poetry or truth? Well, if we’re talking about your
It’s all about the Kardashian Ass
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