“I love you more than John Watson loves jumpers.”

“I love you more than John Watson loves jumpers.”

“If I had a silly-looking jumper for every time I thought

“If I had a silly-looking jumper for every time I thought

“I love you more than John loves jam.” Submitted

“I love you more than John loves jam.” Submitted

“You make me more speechless than John asking me to be

“You make me more speechless than John asking me to be

“Are you one of John’s jumpers? Because you look

“Are you one of John’s jumpers? Because you look

“I hope our relationship lasts longer than John’s

“I hope our relationship lasts longer than John’s

“If I can convince a sniper to reconsider shooting John,

“If I can convince a sniper to reconsider shooting John,

“You’re hotter than the bonfire I put John in.”

“You’re hotter than the bonfire I put John in.”

“I’m more attracted to you than John is to dangerous

“I’m more attracted to you than John is to dangerous

“When you’re away, I miss you more than John misses

“When you’re away, I miss you more than John misses

“You’re fancier than the restaurant John tried to

“You’re fancier than the restaurant John tried to

“My balls are bluer than the carbuncle Watson wrote about.”

“My balls are bluer than the carbuncle Watson wrote about.”

“Are you John’s therapist’s flower vase? Because when I

“Are you John’s therapist’s flower vase? Because when I

Don’t miss out on this new adventurous comic by Namijr! This

Don’t miss out on this new adventurous comic by Namijr! This

Love this interview with John Cena on the Howard Stern show!

Love this interview with John Cena on the Howard Stern show!

thegrungemonster:  “You just never know when somebody’s

thegrungemonster: “You just never know when somebody’s

fluxstation:  Waterhouse’s ladies: Circe Offering the Cup to

fluxstation: Waterhouse’s ladies: Circe Offering the Cup to

asafruca:  yelnatszeroni:  frogmp3:  buckakke:  john mulaney

asafruca: yelnatszeroni: frogmp3: buckakke: john mulaney

simonjadis: rewatched hellboy in honor of john hurt’s passing,

simonjadis: rewatched hellboy in honor of john hurt’s passing,

wwewrestlingsexconfessions:  Last summer I had my first wet dream.

wwewrestlingsexconfessions: Last summer I had my first wet dream.

For those doubtful about John’s ass, forever remember this

For those doubtful about John’s ass, forever remember this

fishbulbsuplex:  John Cena  There is something about this pic

fishbulbsuplex: John Cena There is something about this pic

I love this pic! Everything about it is so hot! From John orgasmic

I love this pic! Everything about it is so hot! From John orgasmic

rwfan11:  Batista and Cena … I hope he saying something dirty

rwfan11: Batista and Cena … I hope he saying something dirty

all-day-i-dream-about-seth:  jasharo:  all-day-i-dream-about-seth:

all-day-i-dream-about-seth: jasharo: all-day-i-dream-about-seth:

all-day-i-dream-about-seth:  sparkenrose:  all-day-i-dream-about-seth:

all-day-i-dream-about-seth: sparkenrose: all-day-i-dream-about-seth:

uproxx:  Big Show Does Not Want To Discuss John Cena’s Genitals

uproxx: Big Show Does Not Want To Discuss John Cena’s Genitals

aarmitage:  vale-decem-fowl:  ARE WE NOT GOING TO TALK ABOUT

aarmitage: vale-decem-fowl: ARE WE NOT GOING TO TALK ABOUT

I don’t want to reblog the quote from aja because hah,

I don’t want to reblog the quote from aja because hah,

hamiltonshorn:  there are two things i know for a fact about

hamiltonshorn: there are two things i know for a fact about

john-laurens:  One of my favorite things about Laurens is that

john-laurens: One of my favorite things about Laurens is that

anycsifan:  found-liquorstore-and-drank-itt:  i-think-i-m-adorable:

anycsifan: found-liquorstore-and-drank-itt: i-think-i-m-adorable:

parallel-fruniverse:but just think about this right, think about

parallel-fruniverse:but just think about this right, think about

chrismaskendall:  in history we were watching a john green video

chrismaskendall: in history we were watching a john green video

Is anyone else worried about John Green?

Is anyone else worried about John Green?

i wish people would stop talking about john green, it makes up

i wish people would stop talking about john green, it makes up