“I would endure six months of bristly kisses to be with

“I would endure six months of bristly kisses to be with

“I would love you even if your initials were A.G.R.A.”

“I would love you even if your initials were A.G.R.A.”

“You make a really hot Guy, and I’m not just talking

“You make a really hot Guy, and I’m not just talking

“A tire lever isn’t the only thing in my pants that’s

“A tire lever isn’t the only thing in my pants that’s

“Girl, are your initials A.G.R.A.? Because you are Amazing,

“Girl, are your initials A.G.R.A.? Because you are Amazing,

“You make me Claire-de-la-Swoon.”

“You make me Claire-de-la-Swoon.”

“Wanna go on a sex holiday with me?”

“Wanna go on a sex holiday with me?”

“Why bother telling me what I should put on a t-shirt?

“Why bother telling me what I should put on a t-shirt?

“I would solve a skip code and steal a motorcycle for you.”

“I would solve a skip code and steal a motorcycle for you.”

“My love for you burns like the A.G.R.A. flash drive.”

“My love for you burns like the A.G.R.A. flash drive.”

“May the problems of your future be my privilege?”

“May the problems of your future be my privilege?”

“Are you Mary Morstan? Because those pants look so good

“Are you Mary Morstan? Because those pants look so good

“Is your last name Morstan? Because I wanna Mary you.”

“Is your last name Morstan? Because I wanna Mary you.”

“I would marry you even if your proposal got interrupted

“I would marry you even if your proposal got interrupted

“So, I hear you’re abnormally attracted to dangerous

“So, I hear you’re abnormally attracted to dangerous

“I would make you my bride even if you were abominable.”

“I would make you my bride even if you were abominable.”

Feel the love… All of it.My first attempt at being more

Feel the love… All of it.My first attempt at being more

“I would put on a black veil and pretend to be a client

“I would put on a black veil and pretend to be a client

“I know what a nurse is capable of, but I still say that

“I know what a nurse is capable of, but I still say that

“Are you the R in A.G.R.A.? Because you’re the rose of my

“Are you the R in A.G.R.A.? Because you’re the rose of my

“I like you more than Sherlock likes Toby.”

“I like you more than Sherlock likes Toby.”

The best of Warstan pick-up lines, based on number of notes.

The best of Warstan pick-up lines, based on number of notes.