“My hip isn’t the only thing about me that’s
“Want to see what else I keep hidden in my bra?”
“England would fall if you left me.”
“Mrs. Hudson, are you trying to seduce me?”
“I’ve been lonely ever since you ensured my husband’s
“Mrs. Turner has married ones. How about you and I be Mrs.
“The fridge? Please, I know a better place for you to put
“If you think cerise drains you, you should see how exhausted
“Don’t worry if I shout ‘Damn my leg!’
“Cerise isn’t the only thing that will drain you.
“I would ensure your husband’s death in Florida just
“You’re my popular choice at the moment, dear.”
“The things we’d like to do to you… I have
“You don’t need to YouTube to see my exotic dancing.”
“I’ll be your housekeeper… Maybe I’ll
“I’m not your housekeeper. The only thing of yours
“Without you, my heart is as broken as Mrs. Hudson’s
“I would love you even if you made post-mortem jokes about
“I would share my ‘herbal soothers’ with you.”
“It’s a bit rude that noise, isn’t it? Not
“I wish I was Irene’s phone just so I could get into
“Let’s get on your laptop and look at something other
“The skull on the mantle isn’t the only bone I’d
“Me wearing antlers is best left to the imagination, but
“Your mustache ages you… Good thing I like older
“I’m sorry I let it all slide… How about
“If you think the illustrator’s out of control,
“I’m not a plot device… The only function
“You’re more hip than the body part Mrs. Hudson
“I’m not your housekeeper, but I’ll gladly
“If I was Speedy’s Cafe, I would let you eat me
“Ignore the illustrator. You’re so unforgettable,
“Forget literary criticism by means of satire. I won’t
(via Mig_R) Una Stubbs c.1964
All Kinds of People from ‘Wonderful Life’ 1964 (via
R.I.P. Una Stubbs