“Want to be my crush’s look-alike?” Submitted
“Wanna see my ‘meat dagger’?”
“You may have made my arm squishy, but you’ve made
“Not sure about having chemistry with me? Don’t worry,
“Let’s have quite a lot of sex.”
The best of minor characters, from BBC Sherlock pick-up lines.
Wedding versus stag night. (These aren’t based on number
“Is your meat dagger on Twitter? Because I’d like
“I would date a sociopath just to make you wonder if it
“I would love you even if you stabbed my hand with a fork.”
“I want you to ‘meat’ my ‘dagger.’“
“Will you be the Redbeard to my Yellowbeard?”
“We’re not like the gravestones at Musgrave Hall. Our dates
In Eurus’s defense, Sharon from the PTA totally deserved to
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Marks of Cain, by Tom Knox, is a crappy book. However, it has
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