“The Sign of 3? I prefer the Sign of <3”
“The only looks I want to be clueing for are yours.”
“I’d let the Waters Gang get away to come help you.”
“I’ll tell you what the H stands for.”
“Can our sign be the sign of threesome?”
“I’d get stabbed in the shower just so you’d
“Forget the H– let’s talk about the D.”
“My jumpers aren’t the only thing about me with depth
“You’re my popular choice at the moment, dear.”
“Can I buy you a drink? 443.7 milliliters of drink, that
“The ‘elephant in the room’ is my penis.”
“Without you, my heart feels hollower than Jack Griffin’s
“I’m a high-functioning sociopath… Can I be
“Forget the egg chair… You should sitty thing on
“I was so scared of you leaving me that I started doing
“My love for you exceeds the amount of laptops Sherlock
“I’d like to compromise the integrity of your ‘crime
“How about you get off that treadmill and come be my date
“You make me uncomprehending in the face of myself.”
“Let’s go bar hopping for a couple hours and then
“The things we’d like to do to you… I have
“Waltz lessons aren’t the only things that happen
“Forget the limits– let’s all three dance.”
“Sherlock’s not the only one who always carries handcuffs…
“I’ve got some pictures for you as a treat…
“I’d let you catch me in a compromising position…
“Let’s do a procedure where the participants tend
“I would never tell you to get out of my head when I’m
“Us meeting couldn’t be coincidence. The universe
“Let’s have quite a lot of sex.”
“My friendship isn’t the only thing that can give
“Solving crimes isn’t the only thing I have a vacancy
“Stabbing isn’t the only thing I’d like to
The best of The Sign of Three, from BBC Sherlock pick-up lines.
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