World premiere of Sherlock S3E1: The Empty Hearse in December
“Without you, my heart feels as empty as my hearse.”
“I would shave for you.”
“Want to be my crush’s look-alike?” Submitted
“I would endure six months of bristly kisses to be with
“I’ll let you kiss me if you crash through a window
“You make a really hot Guy, and I’m not just talking
“I want you to fill my ‘Empty Hearse.’”
“Sherlock and Moriarty aren’t the only ones I have
“My left hat bobble isn’t the only thing I’d
“I’m sorry I came back from the dead with a French
“I don’t think we should wear hats… unless
“I still love you even though your mustache doesn’t
“My love for you is #NotDead.” (Credit to shockingblankets
The best of The Empty Hearse, from BBC Sherlock pick-up lines.
“My mustache isn’t the only thing I’d shave
“Are you a train car in Sumatra? Because you are the bomb.”
“Would you still love me even though you’re made
“Why don’t you go ‘right the way down’
“Are you Anderson’s fake Jack the Ripper? Because
“Forget the giant blue air mattress… Next time you
“Wanna get laid? And I don’t mean onto the pavement
“I’m sorry I let it all slide… How about
“Is your last name Morstan? Because I wanna Mary you.â€
“You’re hotter than the bonfire I put John in.â€
“Without you, my world is as dark as Laura’s attire.â€
“You’re fancier than the restaurant John tried to
Merry Christmas, Tumblr! If any of you want to finish that fic,
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sherlockology: The BBC have just confirmed to us in the full
areawin: areawin: castiel-wholmes: GUYS I PUT THE EMPTY HEARSE
songofages: raiecha: ‘Anyone that wears a hat as stupid
screamingatmoffat: i feel like the general consensus of the
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consultingaytective: pick your favourite john yell DAMN MY LEG..!!!
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