“The Sign of 3? I prefer the Sign of <3”

“The Sign of 3? I prefer the Sign of <3”

“The only looks I want to be clueing for are yours.”

“The only looks I want to be clueing for are yours.”

“I’d let the Waters Gang get away to come help you.”

“I’d let the Waters Gang get away to come help you.”

“I don’t just have wood for you… I have pipe/tube/wotsit

“I don’t just have wood for you… I have pipe/tube/wotsit

“I have an international reputation for loving you.”

“I have an international reputation for loving you.”

“Your perfection has left me completely deaded.”

“Your perfection has left me completely deaded.”

“I want to sleeeeep with you.”

“I want to sleeeeep with you.”

“I’ll tell you what the H stands for.”

“I’ll tell you what the H stands for.”

“Can our sign be the sign of threesome?”

“Can our sign be the sign of threesome?”

“Wanna see my ‘meat dagger’?”

“Wanna see my ‘meat dagger’?”

“I’d get stabbed in the shower just so you’d

“I’d get stabbed in the shower just so you’d

“Forget the H– let’s talk about the D.”

“Forget the H– let’s talk about the D.”

“My jumpers aren’t the only thing about me with depth

“My jumpers aren’t the only thing about me with depth

“You’re my popular choice at the moment, dear.”

“You’re my popular choice at the moment, dear.”

“Can I buy you a drink? 443.7 milliliters of drink, that

“Can I buy you a drink? 443.7 milliliters of drink, that

“You don’t need to hide a blade in my belt in order

“You don’t need to hide a blade in my belt in order

“The ‘elephant in the room’ is my penis.”

“The ‘elephant in the room’ is my penis.”

“Without you, my heart feels hollower than Jack Griffin’s

“Without you, my heart feels hollower than Jack Griffin’s

“I was so scared of you leaving me that I started doing

“I was so scared of you leaving me that I started doing

“My love for you exceeds the amount of laptops Sherlock

“My love for you exceeds the amount of laptops Sherlock

“I’d like to compromise the integrity of your ‘crime

“I’d like to compromise the integrity of your ‘crime

“You make me uncomprehending in the face of myself.”

“You make me uncomprehending in the face of myself.”

“I promise not to be a Mayfly Man with you.”

“I promise not to be a Mayfly Man with you.”

“Forget the limits– let’s all three dance.”

“Forget the limits– let’s all three dance.”

“Sherlock’s not the only one who always carries handcuffs…

“Sherlock’s not the only one who always carries handcuffs…

“Let’s do a procedure where the participants tend

“Let’s do a procedure where the participants tend

“I would never tell you to get out of my head when I’m

“I would never tell you to get out of my head when I’m

“Let’s have quite a lot of sex.”

“Let’s have quite a lot of sex.”

The best of The Sign of Three, from BBC Sherlock pick-up lines.

The best of The Sign of Three, from BBC Sherlock pick-up lines.

“You make me more out of breath than Mycroft on a treadmill.”

“You make me more out of breath than Mycroft on a treadmill.”

Wedding versus stag night. (These aren’t based on number

Wedding versus stag night. (These aren’t based on number

“Beauty is a construct based entirely on childhood impressions,

“Beauty is a construct based entirely on childhood impressions,

“You don’t need to be like Mycroft. Why use a treadmill

“You don’t need to be like Mycroft. Why use a treadmill

“If you needed a shoulder to cry on, I would volunteer

“If you needed a shoulder to cry on, I would volunteer

“Are you Jonathan Small’s belt blade? Because I

“Are you Jonathan Small’s belt blade? Because I

Since some people were asking, here is the list of stag night

Since some people were asking, here is the list of stag night