“Sherly– you’re my division.” Submitted

“Sherly– you’re my division.” Submitted

“I would put the finger on you just to get you off.”

“I would put the finger on you just to get you off.”

“Let’s film a different kind of video on my phone.”

“Let’s film a different kind of video on my phone.”

“Next time you pickpocket my D.I. badge, why don’t

“Next time you pickpocket my D.I. badge, why don’t

“I would buy you a deerstalker even if the rest of Scotland

“I would buy you a deerstalker even if the rest of Scotland

“You’re a great man, and I think one day, if I get

“You’re a great man, and I think one day, if I get

“You don’t have to be a murder victim’s stillborn

“You don’t have to be a murder victim’s stillborn

“I would read your blog even if it only contained two hundred

“I would read your blog even if it only contained two hundred

“I’d let you investigate more than just my crime

“I’d let you investigate more than just my crime

“I’d let the Waters Gang get away to come help you.”

“I’d let the Waters Gang get away to come help you.”

“I promise not to shout Graham, Gavin, or Geoff during

“I promise not to shout Graham, Gavin, or Geoff during

“Those things’ll kill you… I know what you

“Those things’ll kill you… I know what you

“I’d help you hunt down a hound even if I was on

“I’d help you hunt down a hound even if I was on

“I’ve fallen for you more times than that American

“I’ve fallen for you more times than that American

“I know Richard Brook was a lie, but I’d like to

“I know Richard Brook was a lie, but I’d like to

“I bet you can make me scream… and I don’t

“I bet you can make me scream… and I don’t

“Forget the crime scene… The only body I want to

“Forget the crime scene… The only body I want to

“You are a man, and good at it… but I think you’d

“You are a man, and good at it… but I think you’d

“Because you know I’m all about that case, ‘bout

“Because you know I’m all about that case, ‘bout

“You don’t need a fake drugs bust to get into my

“You don’t need a fake drugs bust to get into my

“Holmes is where my heart is.”

“Holmes is where my heart is.”

“Are you a Holmes brother? Because you are smoking.”

“Are you a Holmes brother? Because you are smoking.”

“If you were my husband, I would never sleep with a P.E.

“If you were my husband, I would never sleep with a P.E.

“Graham, Gavin, Geoff… I can be whoever you want

“Graham, Gavin, Geoff… I can be whoever you want

“If you thought I didn’t love you, I would send

“If you thought I didn’t love you, I would send

“I’m sorry I keep calling you Graham. It’s

“I’m sorry I keep calling you Graham. It’s

“Suicide as street theatre and murder by corpse aren’t

“Suicide as street theatre and murder by corpse aren’t

Feel the love… All of it.My first attempt at being more

Feel the love… All of it.My first attempt at being more

“My feelings for you are so clear, not even the impossibly

“My feelings for you are so clear, not even the impossibly

“I may have addressed over forty percent of my remarks

“I may have addressed over forty percent of my remarks

“You can call me Giles if I can call you mine.”

“You can call me Giles if I can call you mine.”

“If you were credit, I would take you even after John published

“If you were credit, I would take you even after John published

The best of The Six Thatchers pick-up lines, based on number

The best of The Six Thatchers pick-up lines, based on number

havetardiswilltimetravel:  sempaiko:  “Wakey, Wakey”

havetardiswilltimetravel: sempaiko: “Wakey, Wakey”

lil-nerdy-dude-with-wings:  kingsofsassgard:  so many fucking

lil-nerdy-dude-with-wings: kingsofsassgard: so many fucking