“You can see any body in this morgue. Especially mine!”

“You can see any body in this morgue. Especially mine!”

“Is that a riding crop under your coat, or are you just

“Is that a riding crop under your coat, or are you just

“I know you don’t want anything, but I bet I can

“I know you don’t want anything, but I bet I can

“You do count… Even if I didn’t need a suicide

“You do count… Even if I didn’t need a suicide

“My idea of a romantic lunch date: Two bags of Quavers

“My idea of a romantic lunch date: Two bags of Quavers

“You had me at ‘How fresh?’” Submitted

“You had me at ‘How fresh?’” Submitted

“I love you more than John Watson loves jumpers.”

“I love you more than John Watson loves jumpers.”

“Forget the lipstick-matching present– let’s

“Forget the lipstick-matching present– let’s

“Irene Adler shouldn’t be the only one you recognize

“Irene Adler shouldn’t be the only one you recognize

“I like you more than Howard Shilcott likes trains.”

“I like you more than Howard Shilcott likes trains.”

“I’ll let you kiss me if you crash through a window

“I’ll let you kiss me if you crash through a window

“My detective skills aren’t the only gifts I was

“My detective skills aren’t the only gifts I was

“The lack of a ring when you slapped me isn’t the

“The lack of a ring when you slapped me isn’t the

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In honor of reaching 20,000 followers, I present the top ten

In honor of reaching 20,000 followers, I present the top ten

The best of The Empty Hearse, from BBC Sherlock pick-up lines.

The best of The Empty Hearse, from BBC Sherlock pick-up lines.

The best of His Last Vow, from BBC Sherlock pick-up lines.

The best of His Last Vow, from BBC Sherlock pick-up lines.

“I’d let you stay in my bedroom even if you didn’t

“I’d let you stay in my bedroom even if you didn’t

“Whip me like one of your dead girls.” Submitted

“Whip me like one of your dead girls.” Submitted

The best of “Shezza,” from bbcsherlockpickuplines.

The best of “Shezza,” from bbcsherlockpickuplines.

The top 10 pick-up lines of 2014. Happy new year from bbcsherlockpickuplines!

The top 10 pick-up lines of 2014. Happy new year from bbcsherlockpickuplines!

A little present for the Sherlolly shippers. This was sent to

A little present for the Sherlolly shippers. This was sent to

“May I twist and diffuse your hair?”

“May I twist and diffuse your hair?”

Happy Valentine’s Day, followers! My love for you all is…

Happy Valentine’s Day, followers! My love for you all is…

“Will you have coffee with me if I refresh my lipstick

“Will you have coffee with me if I refresh my lipstick

“It’s okay– you don’t have to wear

“It’s okay– you don’t have to wear

“I heard you said you wanted to ‘do Molly’…

“I heard you said you wanted to ‘do Molly’…

“Without you, I’m lonelier than Mycroft on Christmas.”

“Without you, I’m lonelier than Mycroft on Christmas.”

“You’re hotter than a shoddy Victorian outfit from

“You’re hotter than a shoddy Victorian outfit from

“So, you think my mouth looks too small without lipstick?

“So, you think my mouth looks too small without lipstick?

“I would let Anderson write fanfiction about us.”

“I would let Anderson write fanfiction about us.”

anderson-ships-sherlolly:  anderson-ships-sherlolly:  I did a

anderson-ships-sherlolly: anderson-ships-sherlolly: I did a

anderson-ships-sherlolly:  anderson-ships-sherlolly:  I did a

anderson-ships-sherlolly: anderson-ships-sherlolly: I did a

sherlolly:  Louise knows and she loves it. Could not be more

sherlolly: Louise knows and she loves it. Could not be more

sherlolly-locked:  Mrs. Hedgehog (By bassfanimation)

sherlolly-locked: Mrs. Hedgehog (By bassfanimation)

sherlolly-ship:  Gold

sherlolly-ship: Gold