“I’d fight a thousand mermaids just to be by your

“I’d fight a thousand mermaids just to be by your

“I got the milk.” Submitted by tophatsandfedoras.

“I got the milk.” Submitted by tophatsandfedoras.

“Excuse me, but could you help me recover some missing

“Excuse me, but could you help me recover some missing

“How about I smear myself with jam when we get home and

“How about I smear myself with jam when we get home and

“Your Moves Like Jagger make me want to Stay Alive.”

“Your Moves Like Jagger make me want to Stay Alive.”

I’m not even sure if this qualifies as dancing…

I’m not even sure if this qualifies as dancing…

“I have cake in both hands; I’ll have to use my mouth.”

“I have cake in both hands; I’ll have to use my mouth.”

The best of fandom crack references, from BBC Sherlock pick-up

The best of fandom crack references, from BBC Sherlock pick-up

“I’ve never been jealous of a shirt before.”

“I’ve never been jealous of a shirt before.”

“Wanna see firsthand what my purple shirt is made of?”

“Wanna see firsthand what my purple shirt is made of?”

“Even if I was allergic to kittens, I would still cuddle

“Even if I was allergic to kittens, I would still cuddle

“I may be on a diet, but I’d still lick your ‘frosting.’”

“I may be on a diet, but I’d still lick your ‘frosting.’”

“Oh, so the Internet thinks you look like an otter? Well,

“Oh, so the Internet thinks you look like an otter? Well,

“If you’re a hedgehog, can I be your hedge?”

“If you’re a hedgehog, can I be your hedge?”

“I love you more than John Watson loves jumpers.”

“I love you more than John Watson loves jumpers.”

“Even if I was the St. Bart’s traffic cone, I wouldn’t

“Even if I was the St. Bart’s traffic cone, I wouldn’t

“Want to know why the fandom calls me ‘Fucking Anderson’?”

“Want to know why the fandom calls me ‘Fucking Anderson’?”

“I love you more than John loves jam.” Submitted

“I love you more than John loves jam.” Submitted

“I like your purple shirt. How’d you like to see

“I like your purple shirt. How’d you like to see

“Do you like Mexican food? Because I’ll gladly offer

“Do you like Mexican food? Because I’ll gladly offer

“Are you Anderson? Because you make my heart dino-soar.”

“Are you Anderson? Because you make my heart dino-soar.”

“You grew on me like Harold.”

“You grew on me like Harold.”

“Let’s be Oklahomos together.” (If you haven’t

“Let’s be Oklahomos together.” (If you haven’t

“My love for you is #NotDead.” (Credit to shockingblankets

“My love for you is #NotDead.” (Credit to shockingblankets

“Would you still love me even though you’re made

“Would you still love me even though you’re made

“I would love you even if you canonically did not exist

“I would love you even if you canonically did not exist

“Being without you hurts worse than reading Alone On the

“Being without you hurts worse than reading Alone On the

“The fandom may call me Cupid, but I need some lovin’

“The fandom may call me Cupid, but I need some lovin’

“I’m sorry you don’t like Harold on my face…

“I’m sorry you don’t like Harold on my face…

“Forget the pigeon from The Blind Banker. If you want to

“Forget the pigeon from The Blind Banker. If you want to

“I bet I can make you wetter than the fandom’s post-Reichenbach

“I bet I can make you wetter than the fandom’s post-Reichenbach

As per tradition, here is your Valentine’s Day video!The Sherlock

As per tradition, here is your Valentine’s Day video!The Sherlock

bbcsherlockpickuplines: As per tradition, here is your Valentine’s

bbcsherlockpickuplines: As per tradition, here is your Valentine’s