“I’d fight a thousand mermaids just to be by your
“I got the milk.” Submitted by tophatsandfedoras.
“Excuse me, but could you help me recover some missing
“How about I smear myself with jam when we get home and
“Your Moves Like Jagger make me want to Stay Alive.”
I’m not even sure if this qualifies as dancing…
“I have cake in both hands; I’ll have to use my mouth.”
The best of fandom crack references, from BBC Sherlock pick-up
“I’ve never been jealous of a shirt before.”
“Wanna see firsthand what my purple shirt is made of?”
“Even if I was allergic to kittens, I would still cuddle
“I may be on a diet, but I’d still lick your ‘frosting.’”
“Oh, so the Internet thinks you look like an otter? Well,
“If you’re a hedgehog, can I be your hedge?”
“I love you more than John Watson loves jumpers.”
“Even if I was the St. Bart’s traffic cone, I wouldn’t
“Want to know why the fandom calls me ‘Fucking Anderson’?”
“I love you more than John loves jam.” Submitted
“I like your purple shirt. How’d you like to see
“Do you like Mexican food? Because I’ll gladly offer
“Are you Anderson? Because you make my heart dino-soar.”
“You grew on me like Harold.”
“Let’s be Oklahomos together.” (If you haven’t
“My love for you is #NotDead.” (Credit to shockingblankets
“Would you still love me even though you’re made
“I would love you even if you canonically did not exist
“Being without you hurts worse than reading Alone On the
“The fandom may call me Cupid, but I need some lovin’
“I’m sorry you don’t like Harold on my face…
“Forget the pigeon from The Blind Banker. If you want to
“I bet I can make you wetter than the fandom’s post-Reichenbach
As per tradition, here is your Valentine’s Day video!The Sherlock
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