“Wanna know how you can recognize me by not my face?”

“Wanna know how you can recognize me by not my face?”

“I need someone to take my measurements. Care to volunteer?”

“I need someone to take my measurements. Care to volunteer?”

“I think you just turned me straight. Let’s have

“I think you just turned me straight. Let’s have

“If you take off that bedsheet, I’ll show you my

“If you take off that bedsheet, I’ll show you my

“I would have dinner with you even if I wasn’t hungry.”

“I would have dinner with you even if I wasn’t hungry.”

“I’ll expose my priorities if you’ll set me

“I’ll expose my priorities if you’ll set me

“Would you like me to alarm you?” Submitted by anonymous.

“Would you like me to alarm you?” Submitted by anonymous.

“I’m not just a woman– I’m the Woman

“I’m not just a woman– I’m the Woman

“Sticks and stones may break my bones, but riding crops

“Sticks and stones may break my bones, but riding crops

The best of Sherlene, from BBC Sherlock pick-up lines.

The best of Sherlene, from BBC Sherlock pick-up lines.

“I would have you right here even if you didn’t beg

“I would have you right here even if you didn’t beg

“Beg for mercy twice? …Please, I won’t stop

“Beg for mercy twice? …Please, I won’t stop

“Well, I do believe that my pupils have dilated!”

“Well, I do believe that my pupils have dilated!”

“It would be the end of the world to me if your landlady

“It would be the end of the world to me if your landlady

“Our babies would be sexy in both senses of the word.”

“Our babies would be sexy in both senses of the word.”

“If your flatmate punched you in the face, I would kiss

“If your flatmate punched you in the face, I would kiss

“No matter what, your disguise is always a self-portrait.

“No matter what, your disguise is always a self-portrait.

“I would disguise myself as a wounded vicar just to get

“I would disguise myself as a wounded vicar just to get

“Shall I prevent you from being able to deduce me?”

“Shall I prevent you from being able to deduce me?”

“I would never tell you to get out of my head when I’m

“I would never tell you to get out of my head when I’m

“You don’t have to say ‘Vatican Cameos’

“You don’t have to say ‘Vatican Cameos’

“You’re the boomerang to my hiker… Throwing

“You’re the boomerang to my hiker… Throwing

“My text alert isn’t the only way you can hear me

“My text alert isn’t the only way you can hear me

Pick-up lines involving lyrics, song titles, or bands –

Pick-up lines involving lyrics, song titles, or bands –

“Brainy’s the new sexy, but your looks are just old

“Brainy’s the new sexy, but your looks are just old

“Sentiment is a chemical defect found in the losing side.

“Sentiment is a chemical defect found in the losing side.

“You don’t need to decipher passenger jet seat allocations

“You don’t need to decipher passenger jet seat allocations

“You don’t need to be a vicar with a bleeding face

“You don’t need to be a vicar with a bleeding face

“Returning your coat isn’t my only reason for sneaking

“Returning your coat isn’t my only reason for sneaking

“I put the D in Adler.”Submitted by estrangedgearbox.

“I put the D in Adler.”Submitted by estrangedgearbox.

“If you’d like, I can ensure that you’ll

“If you’d like, I can ensure that you’ll

“I’m so good with women, I don’t just get

“I’m so good with women, I don’t just get

“Is your name Irene Adler? Because I want to see you naked

“Is your name Irene Adler? Because I want to see you naked

“Are you Irene Adler? Because I’d like to keep a

“Are you Irene Adler? Because I’d like to keep a

Feel the love… All of it.My first attempt at being more

Feel the love… All of it.My first attempt at being more

Sherlen chopra

Sherlen chopra