“You’re so hot, you’re gonna burn the heart
“If I broke into your home, would you have a cup of tea
“I.O.U. a threesome.” Submitted by tophatsandfedoras.
“Playing games with you makes my brain explode. In a good
“I baked you a gingerbread cookie. Sorry it’s burnt.”
“I ♥ U” Requested by one of my real-life friends,
“I would sponsor a serial killer just to get your attention.”
“If I met you at work, I’d totally leave my number
“There’s no charge to ride me.” Based on a
“The flirting’s not over. I could never have enough
The best of Sheriarty, from BBC Sherlock pick-up lines.
“Wanna know how I suddenly became Mr. Sex?”
“I didn’t need five minutes to feel that we had a
“Let’s meet at the rooftop instead of the pool. You’ve
“I would go ‘hey’ for you.” Submitted
“You may be on the side of the angels, but we’re
“Are you holding my heart at gunpoint? Because I think
“I don’t care if you boast a lot– I’ll
“I don’t have to die if I’ve got you–
“I would show off at your trial just to get locked in a
“Dear Jim, I’m in love with you. Won’t you
“Shake hands with you in Hell? I’d much rather shake
“Instead of jumping off of Bart’s, how about jumping
“When I said I wanted to ‘get’ you, I meant
“If you broke into my flat for a tea party, I would let
“Sherlock and Moriarty aren’t the only ones I have
“You don’t need to use your mind palace to see me
“I’m sorry you miss Redbeard… If you need
“Appearing in my mind palace while I’m unconscious?
“Let’s throw a dummy off a roof, fake our deaths,
“You always feel love, but you don’t have to fear
merthur-sheriarty: Sheriarty AUJim Moriarty is very clingy,
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sheriarty-iou: I made this melted crayon painting of Cas and
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sheriarty-iou: #master has given dobby a fucking heart attack