“Call me Redbeard, because I like it ruff.”

“Call me Redbeard, because I like it ruff.”

“I’m sorry you miss Redbeard… If you need

“I’m sorry you miss Redbeard… If you need

“I don’t just do it doggy style– I do it Redbeard

“I don’t just do it doggy style– I do it Redbeard

The best of minor characters, from BBC Sherlock pick-up lines.

The best of minor characters, from BBC Sherlock pick-up lines.

“Redbeard isn’t the only one I’d like to be

“Redbeard isn’t the only one I’d like to be

“I think about Redbeard when I want to calm down, but I

“I think about Redbeard when I want to calm down, but I

“I bet I could lick your face way better than Magnussen

“I bet I could lick your face way better than Magnussen

“Will you be the Redbeard to my Yellowbeard?”

“Will you be the Redbeard to my Yellowbeard?”

Remember the good ol’ days when Redbeard was just a dog? Ssh,

Remember the good ol’ days when Redbeard was just a dog? Ssh,