“I love you more than Mycroft loves cake.” Submitted

“I love you more than Mycroft loves cake.” Submitted

“I’d like to occupy a ‘minor’ position

“I’d like to occupy a ‘minor’ position

The best of Mycroft Holmes, from BBC Sherlock pick-up lines.

The best of Mycroft Holmes, from BBC Sherlock pick-up lines.

The best of A Study in Pink references, from BBC Sherlock pick-up

The best of A Study in Pink references, from BBC Sherlock pick-up

The best of fandom crack references, from BBC Sherlock pick-up

The best of fandom crack references, from BBC Sherlock pick-up

The best of A Scandal in Belgravia references, from BBC Sherlock

The best of A Scandal in Belgravia references, from BBC Sherlock

“I never text when I can talk… You should make me

“I never text when I can talk… You should make me

The best of the posts that make you go “Aaaaawww!”

The best of the posts that make you go “Aaaaawww!”

The best of miscellaneous episode references, from BBC Sherlock

The best of miscellaneous episode references, from BBC Sherlock

The best of series one references, from BBC Sherlock pick-up

The best of series one references, from BBC Sherlock pick-up

The best of series two references, from BBC Sherlock pick-up

The best of series two references, from BBC Sherlock pick-up

ADMIN’S PICK! Normally when I post photosets, the pick-up

ADMIN’S PICK! Normally when I post photosets, the pick-up

“Mycroft? I’d rather be your croft.”

“Mycroft? I’d rather be your croft.”

The best of Mycroft’s umbrella, from BBC Sherlock pick-up

The best of Mycroft’s umbrella, from BBC Sherlock pick-up

The best of series three (so far!) from BBC Sherlock Pick-Up

The best of series three (so far!) from BBC Sherlock Pick-Up

“I learned Serbian in a couple hours. Want to see how quickly

“I learned Serbian in a couple hours. Want to see how quickly

“I’d let you catch me in a compromising position…

“I’d let you catch me in a compromising position…

“My penis is a dagger– a scalpel wielded with precision

“My penis is a dagger– a scalpel wielded with precision

“I would let you call me Myc.”

“I would let you call me Myc.”

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In honor of reaching 20,000 followers, I present the top ten

In honor of reaching 20,000 followers, I present the top ten

The best of The Empty Hearse, from BBC Sherlock pick-up lines.

The best of The Empty Hearse, from BBC Sherlock pick-up lines.

The best of His Last Vow, from BBC Sherlock pick-up lines.

The best of His Last Vow, from BBC Sherlock pick-up lines.

“You make me more out of breath than Mycroft on a treadmill.”

“You make me more out of breath than Mycroft on a treadmill.”

The best of Greg’s division, from BBC Sherlock Pick-Up

The best of Greg’s division, from BBC Sherlock Pick-Up

Pick-up lines involving lyrics, song titles, or bands –

Pick-up lines involving lyrics, song titles, or bands –

The top 10 pick-up lines of 2014. Happy new year from bbcsherlockpickuplines!

The top 10 pick-up lines of 2014. Happy new year from bbcsherlockpickuplines!

“May I be the umbrella to your Mycroft? I want you to take

“May I be the umbrella to your Mycroft? I want you to take

The top pick-up lines from every major character who’s

The top pick-up lines from every major character who’s

“Is your name Mycroft Holmes? Because I need a little ginger

“Is your name Mycroft Holmes? Because I need a little ginger

“If you think Mycroft is enormous, just wait until you

“If you think Mycroft is enormous, just wait until you

“Without you, my heart is colder and emptier than Mycroft’s

“Without you, my heart is colder and emptier than Mycroft’s

“My code name is Antarctica because I have such an impressive

“My code name is Antarctica because I have such an impressive

“Mycroft is right about the list of people who love me not

“Mycroft is right about the list of people who love me not

The best of The Final Problem pick-up lines, based on number

The best of The Final Problem pick-up lines, based on number

The tale of a boy, his very special umbrella, and a few jealous

The tale of a boy, his very special umbrella, and a few jealous