“I love you more than Mycroft loves cake.” Submitted
“I’d like to occupy a ‘minor’ position
The best of Mycroft Holmes, from BBC Sherlock pick-up lines.
Accidental headcanon: The Holmes brothers are closet Rihanna
“I hope Mycroft never gets off your sheet.” Inspired
“I’m more desperate for you than Mycroft is for tea
“Mycroft? I’d rather be your croft.”
The best of Mycroft’s umbrella, from BBC Sherlock pick-up
“I learned Serbian in a couple hours. Want to see how quickly
“The things we’d like to do to you… I have
“You be the potatoes and I’ll be Mycroft’s
“I’d let you catch me in a compromising position…
Work it, Mummy Holmes! Happy Mother’s Day, followers <3
“My penis is a dagger– a scalpel wielded with precision
“I would let you call me Myc.”
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“You make me more out of breath than Mycroft on a treadmill.”
“Dieting is for Mycroft. Come on, you know you want a taste
“I’m so glad I’m not Mycroft… I would
“May I be the umbrella to your Mycroft? I want you to take
“Are you a Holmes brother? Because you are smoking.â€
“I love you more than Mycroft loves his umbrella.â€
“Without you, I’m lonelier than Mycroft on Christmas.â€
“You don’t need to be like Mycroft. Why use a treadmill
“I wish I could hack CCTV cameras like Mycroft, because
“Is your name Mycroft Holmes? Because I need a little ginger
“My love for you is even more enormous than 1880s Mycroft.â€
“If you think Mycroft is enormous, just wait until you
“Without you, my heart is colder and emptier than Mycroft’s
“Mycroft is right about the list of people who love me not
Sorry this one’s a little text-heavy. It’s a lot more fun
cumberbitchsandwich: February 24th, 2011. ‘For Sale: Mycroft
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Mycroft Holmes according to character tropes: season 3