“Be the Mrs. Hudson to my skull. By which I mean I want
“Want to see what else I keep hidden in my bra?”
“England would fall if you left me.”
“Mrs. Hudson, are you trying to seduce me?”
“Mrs. Turner has married ones. How about you and I be Mrs.
“The fridge? Please, I know a better place for you to put
“Mrs. Hudson may have stolen my skull, but you have stolen
“You’re my popular choice at the moment, dear.”
“You don’t need to YouTube to see my exotic dancing.”
“I’ll be your housekeeper… Maybe I’ll
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“Without you, my heart is as broken as Mrs. Hudson’s
“I would love you even if you made post-mortem jokes about
“I would share my ‘herbal soothers’ with you.”
“It’s a bit rude that noise, isn’t it? Not
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“Let’s get on your laptop and look at something other
“I ship us like Mrs. Hudson ships Johnlock.”Based
“The skull on the mantle isn’t the only bone I’d
“Your mustache ages you… Good thing I like older
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“Mrs. Hudson offered me a cup of tea, but I’d much
“I’m not a plot device… The only function
“You’re more hip than the body part Mrs. Hudson
“Are you Mrs. Hudson’s cooking? Because I want you
“Ignore the illustrator. You’re so unforgettable,
“Forget literary criticism by means of satire. I won’t
“Are you Mrs. Hudson? Because I need to give you more lines…
“If you were 221b, I would never let the illustrator make
“If you were one of the reporters outside, I would do so
“I would let you in my house even if you were a reptile.â€
“Are you Mrs. Hudson’s car? Because I wanna take
“Yes, I am having an earthquake. You shake up my world.”
“I fell for you faster than Mrs. Hudson can drive.”
The best of The Lying Detective pick-up lines, based on number
The best of Mrs. Hudson pick-up lines, based on number of notes.