“Will you be my division?”

“Will you be my division?”

“I thought your post-mortem joke was funny.”

“I thought your post-mortem joke was funny.”

“My division is the one between your legs.”

“My division is the one between your legs.”

“Me and the wife were all sorted… until I saw you

“Me and the wife were all sorted… until I saw you

“I think I need a shock blanket.” Submitted (with

“I think I need a shock blanket.” Submitted (with

“I love you for your brain, and I’m not referring

“I love you for your brain, and I’m not referring

“Are you Helen Louise? Because I’m going to make

“Are you Helen Louise? Because I’m going to make

The best of Greg’s division, from BBC Sherlock Pick-Up

The best of Greg’s division, from BBC Sherlock Pick-Up

“Why have a meat dagger when you can have my D.I. swagger?”

“Why have a meat dagger when you can have my D.I. swagger?”

“I would date a sociopath just to make you wonder if it

“I would date a sociopath just to make you wonder if it

Happy St. Patrick’s Day, followers! (I am John. John is

Happy St. Patrick’s Day, followers! (I am John. John is

“I’m so shocked by your beauty, I think I’ll

“I’m so shocked by your beauty, I think I’ll

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