Kitten wanted so badly to have me inside of her ass. I prepared
Spirit always fucking answers. All you gotta do is ask. It’s
Stop crying! Put the damn collar on and then bend over the rail.
I look cute as fuck today, plus my hair is on point! Lol
hyperheartz: i wish i was thinner but i also wish that i didn’t
horny about 200% of the time
snowboxes: dork-bending: I walked into my classroom and told
captioned-vines: livevinez: I wrote this song to cope. [singing
rubyetc: see also: I’m about to do a huge burp; I’m very
allmymetaphors: i accidentally showed some weakness earlier
pastadogs: me: i’m gonna look nice today me:
as-seenon-tv: snake-eyes-and-butterflies: as-seenon-tv: I
dosopod: “you don’t look depressed though” oh yeah sorry
gigadramon: montypla: gigadramon: montypla: gigadramon:
Guess who got shit done today
dorkdenmark: friend who lives on the other side of the world:
unsends: friends: how are you today? me:
captioned-vines: livevinez: I wrote this song to cope. [singing
donutsornonuts: We are gathered here today because SOMEBODY
harmed: Today on what’s messier: my hair or my life
hatake: me: (has super negative thought) me: thank you Captain
that-girl-helen: “actually, that was due today”
unsends: friends: how are you today? me:
virgoboy: me @ myself: if you do this incredibly easy task today
illegalaustralien: things got a little too real today
today's agenda
coolhandofagirl: security called me at work today and told me
femshep-official: dorkdenmark: friend who lives on the other
femsheparding: today i was at my moms’ place and i went “i
unclefather: my friend: hey want to do something today? me:
sisyourenotmasc: bussykween: How are yall doing today?
calvin-klein-and-hobbes:How shall I get the Serotonin™️ and
3 years ago today I was drunk as fuck at my grandma’s house
Fuck, I get off early today and I’m gonna dress cute afterwards
I learned the name of a part of my body today! My hip flexers
dabiyyahwrites: akaashikelji: me: i’m going to write today!!