“You can see any body in this morgue. Especially mine!”

“You can see any body in this morgue. Especially mine!”

“Is that a riding crop under your coat, or are you just

“Is that a riding crop under your coat, or are you just

“You can X-ray my possessions if you want.”

“You can X-ray my possessions if you want.”

“I’d put my riding crop in your mortuary, if you

“I’d put my riding crop in your mortuary, if you

“Will you be my division?”

“Will you be my division?”

“I know you don’t want anything, but I bet I can

“I know you don’t want anything, but I bet I can

“My idea of a romantic lunch date: Two bags of Quavers

“My idea of a romantic lunch date: Two bags of Quavers

“You had me at ‘How fresh?’” Submitted

“You had me at ‘How fresh?’” Submitted

“Nice measurements. How about letting me see them on your

“Nice measurements. How about letting me see them on your

“I could definitely tell your body from ‘not your

“I could definitely tell your body from ‘not your

“I would go on three dates with you even if you turned

“I would go on three dates with you even if you turned

“Forget the lipstick-matching present– let’s

“Forget the lipstick-matching present– let’s

“I want to introduce you to my pussy– and I’m

“I want to introduce you to my pussy– and I’m

The best of Molly Hooper, from BBC Sherlock pick-up lines.

The best of Molly Hooper, from BBC Sherlock pick-up lines.

“Irene Adler shouldn’t be the only one you recognize

“Irene Adler shouldn’t be the only one you recognize

“Me and the wife were all sorted… until I saw you

“Me and the wife were all sorted… until I saw you

“I think I need a shock blanket.” Submitted (with

“I think I need a shock blanket.” Submitted (with

“I would hit that harder than Sherlock hits corpses.”

“I would hit that harder than Sherlock hits corpses.”

The cheesiest of the cheesy, from BBC Sherlock pick-up lines.

The cheesiest of the cheesy, from BBC Sherlock pick-up lines.

enerjax:  Happy Birthday Louise Brealey~! Way to live the dream

enerjax: Happy Birthday Louise Brealey~! Way to live the dream

“Want to be my crush’s look-alike?” Submitted

“Want to be my crush’s look-alike?” Submitted

“I like you more than Howard Shilcott likes trains.”

“I like you more than Howard Shilcott likes trains.”

“I’ll let you kiss me if you crash through a window

“I’ll let you kiss me if you crash through a window

“I love you for your brain, and I’m not referring

“I love you for your brain, and I’m not referring

“The lack of a ring when you slapped me isn’t the

“The lack of a ring when you slapped me isn’t the

“Let’s have quite a lot of sex.”

“Let’s have quite a lot of sex.”

“Are you Helen Louise? Because I’m going to make

“Are you Helen Louise? Because I’m going to make

“If you think Sherlock’s a freak, just wait until

“If you think Sherlock’s a freak, just wait until

“I’d let you stay in my bedroom even if you didn’t

“I’d let you stay in my bedroom even if you didn’t

“I’d watch Glee for you.” Submitted by scripturientjester.

“I’d watch Glee for you.” Submitted by scripturientjester.

“Whip me like one of your dead girls.” Submitted

“Whip me like one of your dead girls.” Submitted

“Why have a meat dagger when you can have my D.I. swagger?”

“Why have a meat dagger when you can have my D.I. swagger?”

“I would date a sociopath just to make you wonder if it

“I would date a sociopath just to make you wonder if it

Louise Brealey (aka Molly Hooper) - Delicious (2013)

Louise Brealey (aka Molly Hooper) - Delicious (2013)

karlimeaghan:  Sherlock AU: Femlock/Molrenelock (is that a thing?

karlimeaghan: Sherlock AU: Femlock/Molrenelock (is that a thing?

sherlockspeare:  attractivemen-theotherwhitemeat:  thebritishheart:

sherlockspeare: attractivemen-theotherwhitemeat: thebritishheart: