“It’s a drugs bust. I’ll bring the drugs; you

“It’s a drugs bust. I’ll bring the drugs; you

“You’re gonna need a blanket when you see the size

“You’re gonna need a blanket when you see the size

“People who don’t find me attractive? Not my division.”

“People who don’t find me attractive? Not my division.”

“Will you join my football team and raise five children

“Will you join my football team and raise five children

The best of Greg Lestrade, from BBC Sherlock pick-up lines.

The best of Greg Lestrade, from BBC Sherlock pick-up lines.

The best of A Study in Pink references, from BBC Sherlock pick-up

The best of A Study in Pink references, from BBC Sherlock pick-up

The best of The Hounds of Baskerville references, from BBC Sherlock

The best of The Hounds of Baskerville references, from BBC Sherlock

The best of The Reichenbach Fall references, from BBC Sherlock

The best of The Reichenbach Fall references, from BBC Sherlock

“Will you be my division?”

“Will you be my division?”

“If you were my holiday, I wouldn’t need to fancy

“If you were my holiday, I wouldn’t need to fancy

The best of Scotland Yard (Greg Lestrade, Sally Donovan, and

The best of Scotland Yard (Greg Lestrade, Sally Donovan, and

The best of breaking the fourth wall, from BBC Sherlock pick-up

The best of breaking the fourth wall, from BBC Sherlock pick-up

“Lestrade’s out of town today, but I’m willing

“Lestrade’s out of town today, but I’m willing

“Excuse me, but did you say ‘Fuck the police’?

“Excuse me, but did you say ‘Fuck the police’?

“I may not be your brother’s handler, but I’ll

“I may not be your brother’s handler, but I’ll

“Why should you choose me? Well, I am my own least irritating

“Why should you choose me? Well, I am my own least irritating

“I would buy you a deerstalker even if the rest of Scotland

“I would buy you a deerstalker even if the rest of Scotland

“You’re a great man, and I think one day, if I get

“You’re a great man, and I think one day, if I get

“I thought your post-mortem joke was funny.”

“I thought your post-mortem joke was funny.”

“Come to my division. We have coffee and doughnuts.”

“Come to my division. We have coffee and doughnuts.”

The best of series two references, from BBC Sherlock pick-up

The best of series two references, from BBC Sherlock pick-up

“If you think cerise drains you, you should see how exhausted

“If you think cerise drains you, you should see how exhausted

In honor of reaching 20,000 followers, I present the top ten

In honor of reaching 20,000 followers, I present the top ten

The best of The Empty Hearse, from BBC Sherlock pick-up lines.

The best of The Empty Hearse, from BBC Sherlock pick-up lines.

The best of Greg’s division, from BBC Sherlock Pick-Up

The best of Greg’s division, from BBC Sherlock Pick-Up

“Are you Greg Lestrade? Because you look like a DI…

“Are you Greg Lestrade? Because you look like a DI…

“Lestrade? More like Lust-rade.”

“Lestrade? More like Lust-rade.”

The top 10 pick-up lines of 2014. Happy new year from bbcsherlockpickuplines!

The top 10 pick-up lines of 2014. Happy new year from bbcsherlockpickuplines!

“Lestrade will find his division before I find someone

“Lestrade will find his division before I find someone

The top pick-up lines from every major character who’s

The top pick-up lines from every major character who’s

“Why have Lestrade when you can have More-trade?”

“Why have Lestrade when you can have More-trade?”

“Is your name Lestrade? Because your hair may be silver,

“Is your name Lestrade? Because your hair may be silver,

“I need you more than Lestrade needs a drink when he’s

“I need you more than Lestrade needs a drink when he’s

“My feelings for you are so blindingly obvious, even Lestrade

“My feelings for you are so blindingly obvious, even Lestrade

The best of The Abominable Bride pick-up lines, based on number

The best of The Abominable Bride pick-up lines, based on number

The tale of a boy, his very special umbrella, and a few jealous

The tale of a boy, his very special umbrella, and a few jealous