“You don’t need to be a fireplace to get a golden
“Is that Claire-de-la-Lune I taste?”
“I’d like to discover your ‘pressure points,’
“I think you’re funnier than Lord Smallwood’s
“Flicking isn’t the only thing I’d like to
“My cock is good for more than just peeing in fireplaces.”
“Forget Appledore… Make me your Applewhore.”
“I need condoms so big, people call me Charles Augustus
“Knowing is owning, but that’s not why I want to
“The whole world is wet to my touch, and it’s not
“People like you deserve to be kissed. That’s why
“I’m going to write you a love letter… I don’t
The best of Charles Augustus Magnussen, from BBC Sherlock Pick-Up
“Forget mind palaces… Wanna see my mind sex dungeon?”
“I’m not a dragon for you to slay… I’m
“Your face isn’t the only part of you I’d like
“I would let you take a bite of my Appledore.â€
“I’m gonna need something bigger than Appledore