get yourself a lazy girlfriend youll never have to worry about

get yourself a lazy girlfriend youll never have to worry about

Who doesn’t?  I mean as long as they bathe…. and

Who doesn’t?  I mean as long as they bathe…. and

why did everyone comment on my last post talking about how i

why did everyone comment on my last post talking about how i

Dat me and my twin, Sans….tbh we have TOO MUCH in common

Dat me and my twin, Sans….tbh we have TOO MUCH in common

Just for funsies as a last hurrah I’ve opened up asks again

Just for funsies as a last hurrah I’ve opened up asks again

an ex crush from like three years ago decided to all of a sudden

an ex crush from like three years ago decided to all of a sudden

lexicution3r:  lexicution3r:  my mom is scREAMING downstairs

lexicution3r: lexicution3r: my mom is scREAMING downstairs

lumos5001:  categoryfourkaiju:  brimmy21:  orcinus-equus:  itsgettinghyakinhere:

lumos5001: categoryfourkaiju: brimmy21: orcinus-equus: itsgettinghyakinhere:

thelonelyscarecrow:  foxzes:  fakethistoyourgrave:  What’s

thelonelyscarecrow: foxzes: fakethistoyourgrave: What’s

xyle:  bookslayer13:  xyle:  *unconsciously touches own boobs

xyle: bookslayer13: xyle: *unconsciously touches own boobs

simplymonay:  The Purge really confuses the fuck out of me. Like

simplymonay: The Purge really confuses the fuck out of me. Like

I think whether or not hate based on race is racist is based

I think whether or not hate based on race is racist is based

ok but just because cops are shitty don’t mean crimes are suddenly

ok but just because cops are shitty don’t mean crimes are suddenly

knotpuncher:don’t fucking follow me if you have friends I mean

knotpuncher:don’t fucking follow me if you have friends I mean

negrovisions:  queeenslut:  negrovisions:  look @queeenslut being

negrovisions: queeenslut: negrovisions: look @queeenslut being

00-13:  lmao i dislike children with a fiery passion, but if

00-13: lmao i dislike children with a fiery passion, but if

royallymad:  backgrounds?? haha, what are backgrounds???  what

royallymad: backgrounds?? haha, what are backgrounds??? what

alt-j:  when I say “lmao” I do not mean “laughing my ass

alt-j: when I say “lmao” I do not mean “laughing my ass

fang-wife:fang-wife:the mean brat to dumb pet pipeline  the “you’re

fang-wife:fang-wife:the mean brat to dumb pet pipeline  the “you’re

hotwinger:  sourbud1993:  megustamemes:  Bank teller laughing

hotwinger: sourbud1993: megustamemes: Bank teller laughing

hiphiphiphip-hophophophop:  lustt-and-luxury:  lmao , this will

hiphiphiphip-hophophophop: lustt-and-luxury: lmao , this will

littlemorethananerd:  soylentvanilla:  Don’t tell me you “understand”

littlemorethananerd: soylentvanilla: Don’t tell me you “understand”

discofishstick:  xenthylart:  my bae is going through hard times.

discofishstick: xenthylart: my bae is going through hard times.

saucefactory:  lunsfuhd:  When I walk into hell.  TO ME IT LOOKS

saucefactory: lunsfuhd: When I walk into hell. TO ME IT LOOKS

I reached the point in my life where people ask me if by ‘girlfriend’

I reached the point in my life where people ask me if by ‘girlfriend’

it’s always a challenge to not have sex when i go on a date…i

it’s always a challenge to not have sex when i go on a date…i

angwomon:  FUCK YOU BRIAN  I didn’t mean to have you gave

angwomon: FUCK YOU BRIAN I didn’t mean to have you gave

dnald: wooden-crow:  slim-turner:  me, hetero person: hey whats

dnald: wooden-crow: slim-turner: me, hetero person: hey whats

crimewave420:  This clip of Lil Wayne spilling his lean means

crimewave420: This clip of Lil Wayne spilling his lean means

dadvillainy:  bonethugsnharmony:  dadvillainy:  Opening up for

dadvillainy: bonethugsnharmony: dadvillainy: Opening up for

tamiiland:     Alpha love.   Not sure what’s going on in here.

tamiiland: Alpha love. Not sure what’s going on in here.

alt-j:  when I say “lmao" I do not mean “laughing my

alt-j: when I say “lmao" I do not mean “laughing my

dildotho:  warsquirtle:  In Italian we don’t just say I love

dildotho: warsquirtle: In Italian we don’t just say I love

also thisif Jake apologies to Jane for this I sWEARnone of what

also thisif Jake apologies to Jane for this I sWEARnone of what

I love lipstickI can spend 5 minutes getting ready in the morning,

I love lipstickI can spend 5 minutes getting ready in the morning,

kateordie: miucciuh: i mean the outfits alone… they did THAT

kateordie: miucciuh: i mean the outfits alone… they did THAT