“I would frequent cafes just to have a meeting with you.”
“Let me be your Action Man. Your brother won’t be
“You know, I’ve got a phone. I mean, very clever
“I don’t care about your intermittent tremor–
“How about you treat me the way Irene Adler treats royalty?”
“I’d let you hold my hand even if you kidnapped me
“I don’t know what you might deduce about my brother’s
“I’m not haunted by your penis. I miss it.”
“I don’t smoke, don’t frequent cafes, don’t
“You can imagine the Christmas dinners, but I’d much
“I’d let a strange woman abduct me as long as she
“Are you frequenting cafes? Because you are smoking.”
“I want to be your boyfriend more than Sherlock wanted
“May I be the umbrella to your Mycroft? I want you to take
“You don’t need to manipulate security cameras to
“Unlike my work for the British government, I occupy a
“I don’t need to be actually wetting myself in order to tell
The tale of a boy, his very special umbrella, and a few jealous