The best of John Watson, from BBC Sherlock pick-up lines.

The best of John Watson, from BBC Sherlock pick-up lines.

The best of The Great Game references, from BBC Sherlock pick-up

The best of The Great Game references, from BBC Sherlock pick-up

The best of The Hounds of Baskerville references, from BBC Sherlock

The best of The Hounds of Baskerville references, from BBC Sherlock

The best of A Scandal in Belgravia references, from BBC Sherlock

The best of A Scandal in Belgravia references, from BBC Sherlock

The best of The Reichenbach Fall references, from BBC Sherlock

The best of The Reichenbach Fall references, from BBC Sherlock

The best of breaking the fourth wall, from BBC Sherlock pick-up

The best of breaking the fourth wall, from BBC Sherlock pick-up

“I love you more than John Watson loves jumpers.”

“I love you more than John Watson loves jumpers.”

The best of John Watson’s facial expressions, from BBC

The best of John Watson’s facial expressions, from BBC

The best of the posts that make you go “Aaaaawww!”

The best of the posts that make you go “Aaaaawww!”

John “Three Continents” Watson, from BBC Sherlock

John “Three Continents” Watson, from BBC Sherlock

The best of miscellaneous episode references, from BBC Sherlock

The best of miscellaneous episode references, from BBC Sherlock

The best of series two references, from BBC Sherlock pick-up

The best of series two references, from BBC Sherlock pick-up

“If I had a silly-looking jumper for every time I thought

“If I had a silly-looking jumper for every time I thought

The best of submissions, from BBC Sherlock pick-up lines.

The best of submissions, from BBC Sherlock pick-up lines.

ADMIN’S PICK! Normally when I post photosets, the pick-up

ADMIN’S PICK! Normally when I post photosets, the pick-up

“I love you more than John loves jam.” Submitted

“I love you more than John loves jam.” Submitted

The cheesiest of the cheesy, from BBC Sherlock pick-up lines.

The cheesiest of the cheesy, from BBC Sherlock pick-up lines.

“John Watson? More like John Hot-son.”

“John Watson? More like John Hot-son.”

In honor of reaching 20,000 followers, I present the top ten

In honor of reaching 20,000 followers, I present the top ten

The best of The Empty Hearse, from BBC Sherlock pick-up lines.

The best of The Empty Hearse, from BBC Sherlock pick-up lines.

The best of The Sign of Three, from BBC Sherlock pick-up lines.

The best of The Sign of Three, from BBC Sherlock pick-up lines.

The best of His Last Vow, from BBC Sherlock pick-up lines.

The best of His Last Vow, from BBC Sherlock pick-up lines.

“You make me more speechless than John asking me to be

“You make me more speechless than John asking me to be

“Are you one of John’s jumpers? Because you look

“Are you one of John’s jumpers? Because you look

“Being without you hurts worse than reading Alone On the

“Being without you hurts worse than reading Alone On the

“I hope our relationship lasts longer than John’s

“I hope our relationship lasts longer than John’s

The top pick-up lines from every major character who’s

The top pick-up lines from every major character who’s

“You’re hotter than the bonfire I put John in.”

“You’re hotter than the bonfire I put John in.”

“You’re the fence to my John… I can’t

“You’re the fence to my John… I can’t

“When you’re away, I miss you more than John misses

“When you’re away, I miss you more than John misses

“You’re fancier than the restaurant John tried to

“You’re fancier than the restaurant John tried to

“When I said you were very ugly, I meant it in John Watson

“When I said you were very ugly, I meant it in John Watson

“Are you Mrs. Hudson? Because I need to give you more lines…

“Are you Mrs. Hudson? Because I need to give you more lines…

“My balls are bluer than the carbuncle Watson wrote about.”

“My balls are bluer than the carbuncle Watson wrote about.”

The best of The Abominable Bride pick-up lines, based on number

The best of The Abominable Bride pick-up lines, based on number

The best of Warstan pick-up lines, based on number of notes.

The best of Warstan pick-up lines, based on number of notes.