“Can I buy you a drink? 443.7 milliliters of drink, that
“If I was Madonna, would you let me touch your knee?”
“I’d like to get to know you as well as I know ash.”
“Wanna go have a drink on every street where we found a
Wedding versus stag night. (These aren’t based on number
“Are you a sitty thing? Because I would love to sit on
“Beauty is a construct based entirely on childhood impressions,
“Yes, you are a pretty lady.“
“I may be from the Fifth Northumberland Fusiliers, but
“Your love is more intoxicating than John’s stag
“John says I tend to rub people up the wrong way, but I
doomslock: AU - Billie Piper As The Doctor & Matt Smith
fuckoff-imacting: galifianafuck: john and sherlock getting
wearitcounts: thekneegrope: sherlock taking john for a drink
johnfuckingwatson: John wore the same shirt for stag night that