“Loving you could never be human error.”

“Loving you could never be human error.”

“I’d let you make me wear the hat.”

“I’d let you make me wear the hat.”

“I’d love you even if you only befriended me to get

“I’d love you even if you only befriended me to get

“Sherlock’s not the only one who always carries handcuffs…

“Sherlock’s not the only one who always carries handcuffs…

“I love you more than Sherlock loves dancing.”

“I love you more than Sherlock loves dancing.”

“I would let you call me Sherl.”

“I would let you call me Sherl.”

“I would propose to you even if I didn’t need to

“I would propose to you even if I didn’t need to

“Let’s have a relationship that’s in a good

“Let’s have a relationship that’s in a good

“Solving crimes isn’t the only thing I have a vacancy

“Solving crimes isn’t the only thing I have a vacancy

The best of His Last Vow, from BBC Sherlock pick-up lines.

The best of His Last Vow, from BBC Sherlock pick-up lines.

Wedding versus stag night. (These aren’t based on number

Wedding versus stag night. (These aren’t based on number

“I would spend the night at your place even if it was a

“I would spend the night at your place even if it was a

“You make me wetter than a fireplace that’s just

“You make me wetter than a fireplace that’s just

“Do you like solving crimes? Because I’ve got a vacancy.”

“Do you like solving crimes? Because I’ve got a vacancy.”

“The fact that I’ve always loved dancing isn’t

“The fact that I’ve always loved dancing isn’t

“Nice Reichen-rack.”

“Nice Reichen-rack.”

“I love you more than Sherlock loves bees.”

“I love you more than Sherlock loves bees.”

“Is your name Janine? Because I would become a tabloid

“Is your name Janine? Because I would become a tabloid

“Kiss me until my lipstick is smeared like Emelia Ricoletti’s.”

“Kiss me until my lipstick is smeared like Emelia Ricoletti’s.”

ivyblossom:  bakerstreetbat:  Sherlock looks at John like ‘No,

ivyblossom: bakerstreetbat: Sherlock looks at John like ‘No,