“Wanna know how you can recognize me by not my face?”

“Wanna know how you can recognize me by not my face?”

“I need someone to take my measurements. Care to volunteer?”

“I need someone to take my measurements. Care to volunteer?”

“I think you just turned me straight. Let’s have

“I think you just turned me straight. Let’s have

“If you take off that bedsheet, I’ll show you my

“If you take off that bedsheet, I’ll show you my

“If there was a fire, you’d be my priority exposed.”

“If there was a fire, you’d be my priority exposed.”

“I think you’re really brainy. And I mean that in

“I think you’re really brainy. And I mean that in

“Wanna change Moriarty’s nickname for you?”

“Wanna change Moriarty’s nickname for you?”

“I’ll expose my priorities if you’ll set me

“I’ll expose my priorities if you’ll set me

“Want me to make you moan like my text alert?”

“Want me to make you moan like my text alert?”

“Shall I show you the code to my safe?”

“Shall I show you the code to my safe?”

The best of Irene Adler, from BBC Sherlock pick-up lines.

The best of Irene Adler, from BBC Sherlock pick-up lines.

“I’m not just a woman– I’m the Woman

“I’m not just a woman– I’m the Woman

The best of Sherlene, from BBC Sherlock pick-up lines.

The best of Sherlene, from BBC Sherlock pick-up lines.

“If Moriarty was about to murder you, I would give him

“If Moriarty was about to murder you, I would give him

“How about you treat me the way Irene Adler treats royalty?”

“How about you treat me the way Irene Adler treats royalty?”

“Our babies would be sexy in both senses of the word.”

“Our babies would be sexy in both senses of the word.”

“If your flatmate punched you in the face, I would kiss

“If your flatmate punched you in the face, I would kiss

“No matter what, your disguise is always a self-portrait.

“No matter what, your disguise is always a self-portrait.

“Shall I prevent you from being able to deduce me?”

“Shall I prevent you from being able to deduce me?”

“Hey, I faked my death too… When do I get to crash

“Hey, I faked my death too… When do I get to crash

The best of The Empty Hearse, from BBC Sherlock pick-up lines.

The best of The Empty Hearse, from BBC Sherlock pick-up lines.

“You’re the boomerang to my hiker… Throwing

“You’re the boomerang to my hiker… Throwing

“I wish I was Irene’s phone just so I could get into

“I wish I was Irene’s phone just so I could get into

“My text alert isn’t the only way you can hear me

“My text alert isn’t the only way you can hear me

“You don’t need to be Kate Middleton for me to treat

“You don’t need to be Kate Middleton for me to treat

“Is recreational scolding your division?”

“Is recreational scolding your division?”

“You don’t need to decipher passenger jet seat allocations

“You don’t need to decipher passenger jet seat allocations

“You don’t need to be a vicar with a bleeding face

“You don’t need to be a vicar with a bleeding face

“I want to text you more often than Irene texted Sherlock.”

“I want to text you more often than Irene texted Sherlock.”

“Returning your coat isn’t my only reason for sneaking

“Returning your coat isn’t my only reason for sneaking

“Your wit is sharper than Irene Adler’s heels.”

“Your wit is sharper than Irene Adler’s heels.”

“Scold me like Irene Adler scolded Kate Middleton.”

“Scold me like Irene Adler scolded Kate Middleton.”

“If you’d like, I can ensure that you’ll

“If you’d like, I can ensure that you’ll

“When I’m through with you, you’ll have a

“When I’m through with you, you’ll have a

“Is your name Irene Adler? Because I want to see you naked

“Is your name Irene Adler? Because I want to see you naked

“Are you Irene Adler? Because I’d like to keep a

“Are you Irene Adler? Because I’d like to keep a