Please…help me !I am not a slave !Please…stop with

Please…help me !I am not a slave !Please…stop with

Not a gif, but yeah…I am Wankmonkey, and I approve this

Not a gif, but yeah…I am Wankmonkey, and I approve this

Please show everyone that I am not a real man but a sissy!

Please show everyone that I am not a real man but a sissy!

edhelernil:  Well, it will be a miracle if you manage not to

edhelernil: Well, it will be a miracle if you manage not to

I am NOT pleased with you.  You’re lucky I’m lubricating

I am NOT pleased with you.  You’re lucky I’m lubricating

No talking, just get your ass in here and over the horse now. 

No talking, just get your ass in here and over the horse now. 

poggying:  there is a soccer game going on 20 feet outside my

poggying: there is a soccer game going on 20 feet outside my

hey so most of you guys are absolutely 100% a  rad and I am blessed

hey so most of you guys are absolutely 100% a rad and I am blessed

Going to Preface this post with how I am abhorrent at crafting verse, Still,

Going to Preface this post with how I am abhorrent at crafting verse, Still,

what steps do y'all take when you feel extremely overwhelmed

what steps do y'all take when you feel extremely overwhelmed

umbrellamadness:  Of all the tweets I’ve seen, this one is

umbrellamadness: Of all the tweets I’ve seen, this one is

colonel-bastard: that face when you realize that you’ve been

colonel-bastard: that face when you realize that you’ve been

wellredandremorseful:  babygurl-joanne-cp:  girlsaskingforit:

wellredandremorseful: babygurl-joanne-cp: girlsaskingforit:

futascoresfm:  After a big unwanted break I finally finished

futascoresfm: After a big unwanted break I finally finished

420memes:  one side of the shirt says “nerds rule” and the

420memes: one side of the shirt says “nerds rule” and the

my liege, i be not bovverèd

my liege, i be not bovverèd

tinyconfusion:  misstylersmith:  “Yeah, you’re right. I’m

tinyconfusion: misstylersmith: “Yeah, you’re right. I’m

So there was a motherfucking DOUBLE RAINBOW over my work today.

So there was a motherfucking DOUBLE RAINBOW over my work today.

I am not going to shut up about this. If we don't come together,

I am not going to shut up about this. If we don't come together,

clearbakka:  Take care of him for me, okay? Kill me please. 

clearbakka: Take care of him for me, okay? Kill me please. 

thatisnotahat:  I am not pleased by this development.

thatisnotahat: I am not pleased by this development.

hornygothdyke:  god. god. god. i need a girl holding me by my

hornygothdyke: god. god. god. i need a girl holding me by my

btw I like to repeat that I watch madoka, and I am not pleased

btw I like to repeat that I watch madoka, and I am not pleased

Please tell me that I am not the only one who has been making

Please tell me that I am not the only one who has been making

I’ve been getting a bit of male attention lately, and I

I’ve been getting a bit of male attention lately, and I

I just had to change the shittiest diaper and I am not pleased

I just had to change the shittiest diaper and I am not pleased

So apparently I’ve worked my ass off to graduate college

So apparently I’ve worked my ass off to graduate college

fuckyeahsexanddrugs:  cutefatbabe:  i am v cute and v submissive

fuckyeahsexanddrugs: cutefatbabe: i am v cute and v submissive

norafox.tumblr.com/post/24948400327/

norafox.tumblr.com/post/24948400327/

I know I'm borderline goth/emo/punk/hipster most days

I know I'm borderline goth/emo/punk/hipster most days

Aside from doing laundry and then catching up on my shows, I

Aside from doing laundry and then catching up on my shows, I

geeflakes-modblog:  junkpilestuff:  please watch this for the

geeflakes-modblog: junkpilestuff: please watch this for the

scolley:  I was casually taking a shower and the camera went

scolley: I was casually taking a shower and the camera went

pleaSE do nOT HASSLE MR. PICKLES AHAHAH;;; this might all just

pleaSE do nOT HASSLE MR. PICKLES AHAHAH;;; this might all just

I am not putting down penises or men. I absolutely love penises

I am not putting down penises or men. I absolutely love penises

Supreme Court Rules that Cops DO NOT Need a Warrant to Search

Supreme Court Rules that Cops DO NOT Need a Warrant to Search