Daddy says this every time, but never means it.Sure Dad, this
He knew his daughter wasn’t on birth control and he knew
unitedhobosofamerica: what the fuck how dare you say he is useless
thefrogman: Heck is a euphemism for hell. It was first used
So, my buggy old computer used to fuck up websites all the time.
Look all im saying is that at this point in time Pink Diamond
ze-pie:Look all im saying is that at this point in time Pink
As a child, for all the other information contained within its
sillycellybelly: chelseyray: i like this one. so. fuck it.
yankeecountess: I’ve been binge-watching S2 and S3 of Broadchurch
jump-n-shootman: xie-art: Remember this day, men, for it will
aobabe: imagine noiz trying to hit on koujaku in german.
AOBA SQUAD
cheezburgah: ryoutwat: EVERY TIME I SEE THIS POST I GET SO
cheezburgah: ryoutwat: EVERY TIME I SEE THIS POST I GET SO
jump-n-shootman: xie-art: Remember this day, men, for it will
aoifemcloughlin: lastlips: simplefavour:I’m NOT sorry. important
gruesome-ovaries: I say this all the fucking time. Sadly no
sergeantjerkbarnes: if i’m ever rich i’m gonna always leave
akawaru: rxnaissance: rohie: Can y’all believe this…men
akawaru: rxnaissance: rohie: Can y’all believe this…men
nerdymouse:theinturnetexplorer: Due process group distributes
capricornstellium: So I guess this is where I tell you what
nokturnal: ghanaian-princess: weloveblackgirls: for all the
robertallen785: Relax, your wife is not around. She is upstairs
anmaxsaidxwhat: i say this all the fucking time
I had the very best sex last night, I always say that but like
tandemegg: If you don’t say thank you when the waiter/waitress
Casual reminder that black people can be antisemitic as fuck.
ukcuckwanabe: cumhubby: We have all wanted to be every person
borderlinereminders:You don’t have to be positive all the time
whatt-to-do:you ever open a message and think ‘what the fuck
naesnark: land-of-departure: ishipitlikeups: incognergroes:
zoetropez:Did I ever tell you all about the time I had a dream
lordthundercox: The lighting of our first real tree together,
Shoutout to all you motherfuckers who praise men for being polyamorous