thebigcockbully: You told your mom about the bully at school
You told your mom about the bully at school who always teases
miss-susan: “Yes, baby, just like that. Show Mommy how
cruel-gentleman: My denied little slut was supposed to start
the-avengers-assembled: I’ve joined the Mishapocalypse!!!
sympxthise: today-the-world-is-ugly: I left my jacket in my
So the bet was that if your craigslist blow job ad got 100 responses
Catching the monster took ten minutes. Getting to 1961 took ten
Left my house for the first time in 3 weeks since coming back
221stepstobakerstreet: “he’s the murderer” the
ilovestinkyfeet: “You’ve got two minutes left so you better
I’ve got like 33 minutes left on this auction and theres
alexanderperchov: my cat started meowing and then my parents
transamee: So after Brittney and I got dressed and took some
supermegalev: kngshxt: yall be wonderin if niggas could fight?
alexanderperchov: my cat started meowing and then my parents
cursedkennedy: my art history teacher said this guy looks like
I hate it when Nick gets stressed about stuff at the last minute
sympxthise: today-the-world-is-ugly: I left my jacket in my
transamee: So after Brittney and I got dressed and took some
star-stables:Five minutes before“… because I’m young
yoursugarlovegirl: BMW literally lasted a minute. I got that
zubat: zubat: I bought a milkshake and left it on top of my
today-the-world-is-ugly: I left my jacket in my friends truck
today-the-world-is-ugly: I left my jacket in my friends truck
bewwbs: I left my jacket in my friends truck and when I got
g-ccii: sympxthise: today-the-world-is-ugly: I left my jacket
today-the-world-is-ugly:I left my jacket in my friends truck
softporn: today-the-world-is-ugly:I left my jacket in my friends
today-the-world-is-ugly: I left my jacket in my friends truck
bewwbs: I left my jacket in my friends truck and when I got
lightningpeetniss: 10 minutes left? Psshhh, I got this.
bewwbs: I left my jacket in my friends truck and when I got
WAIT A FUCKING MINUTE THEY GOT THE GEM ON THE WRONG HAND HOW
Saw this couple making out and groping at Peppermill Fireside
dogtit: its like that will smith picture oh my god #‘HERE