“Mrs. Hudson, are you trying to seduce me?”

“Mrs. Hudson, are you trying to seduce me?”

“Don’t worry if I shout ‘Damn my leg!’

“Don’t worry if I shout ‘Damn my leg!’

“Your mustache ages you… Good thing I like older

“Your mustache ages you… Good thing I like older

“I’m sorry I let it all slide… How about

“I’m sorry I let it all slide… How about

“If you think the illustrator’s out of control,

“If you think the illustrator’s out of control,

“Broadly speaking, I’d like to have a ‘function’

“Broadly speaking, I’d like to have a ‘function’

“I’m not a plot device… The only function

“I’m not a plot device… The only function

“Ignore the illustrator. You’re so unforgettable,

“Ignore the illustrator. You’re so unforgettable,

“Are you Mrs. Hudson? Because I need to give you more lines…

“Are you Mrs. Hudson? Because I need to give you more lines…

The best of The Abominable Bride pick-up lines, based on number

The best of The Abominable Bride pick-up lines, based on number

The best of Mrs. Hudson pick-up lines, based on number of notes.

The best of Mrs. Hudson pick-up lines, based on number of notes.