“I’ve been lonely ever since you ensured my husband’s
“The fridge? Please, I know a better place for you to put
“Cerise isn’t the only thing that will drain you.
“I would ensure your husband’s death in Florida just
“You’re my popular choice at the moment, dear.”
“I’m not your housekeeper. The only thing of yours
“I wish I was Irene’s phone just so I could get into
“The skull on the mantle isn’t the only bone I’d
“You are more eloquent than dust.”
“Me wearing antlers is best left to the imagination, but
“A nice murder normally cheers me up, but it seems like
“I would half kill a man because he laid a finger on you.â€
“Forget literary criticism by means of satire. I won’t
“You can borrow my handcuffs in the salad drawer anytime…
“Yes, I am having an earthquake. You shake up my world.”
“I hope nobody needs to say ‘Norbury’ to me when I ask
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