“You grew on me like Harold.”

“You grew on me like Harold.”

“I would endure six months of bristly kisses to be with

“I would endure six months of bristly kisses to be with

“I still love you even though your mustache doesn’t

“I still love you even though your mustache doesn’t

“Would you still love me even though you’re made

“Would you still love me even though you’re made

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Happy Halloween, Tumblr! I mustache that you share your candy

“I hope our relationship lasts longer than John’s

“I hope our relationship lasts longer than John’s

“Your mustache ages you… Good thing I like older

“Your mustache ages you… Good thing I like older

“Is your last name Morstan? Because I wanna Mary you.”

“Is your last name Morstan? Because I wanna Mary you.”

“I’m sorry you don’t like Harold on my face…

“I’m sorry you don’t like Harold on my face…

“I would marry you even if your proposal got interrupted

“I would marry you even if your proposal got interrupted

“Wanna try some roleplaying? You’re Sherlock Holmes.

“Wanna try some roleplaying? You’re Sherlock Holmes.

“I would go back in time during our fourth season just

“I would go back in time during our fourth season just

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Happy Halloween, followers! Sorry again I had to upload this

“I trust you more than Sherlock trusted his brother, Molly

“I trust you more than Sherlock trusted his brother, Molly

“When I said you were very ugly, I meant it in John Watson

“When I said you were very ugly, I meant it in John Watson

“My love for you is even more enormous than 1880s Mycroft.”

“My love for you is even more enormous than 1880s Mycroft.”

The best of Warstan pick-up lines, based on number of notes.

The best of Warstan pick-up lines, based on number of notes.