“It’s a drugs bust. I’ll bring the drugs; you

“It’s a drugs bust. I’ll bring the drugs; you

“You’re gonna need a blanket when you see the size

“You’re gonna need a blanket when you see the size

“Want to see how far down this tan really goes?”

“Want to see how far down this tan really goes?”

“People who don’t find me attractive? Not my division.”

“People who don’t find me attractive? Not my division.”

“You’re going to need a shock blanket when I’m

“You’re going to need a shock blanket when I’m

The best of Greg Lestrade, from BBC Sherlock pick-up lines.

The best of Greg Lestrade, from BBC Sherlock pick-up lines.

“I would put the finger on you just to get you off.”

“I would put the finger on you just to get you off.”

The best of Scotland Yard (Greg Lestrade, Sally Donovan, and

The best of Scotland Yard (Greg Lestrade, Sally Donovan, and

“Lestrade’s out of town today, but I’m willing

“Lestrade’s out of town today, but I’m willing

“You’re a great man, and I think one day, if I get

“You’re a great man, and I think one day, if I get

“Come to my division. We have coffee and doughnuts.”

“Come to my division. We have coffee and doughnuts.”

“My division is LONG division… Wanna see why?”

“My division is LONG division… Wanna see why?”

“If you think cerise drains you, you should see how exhausted

“If you think cerise drains you, you should see how exhausted

bbcsherlockpickuplines:  The best of Greg Lestrade, from BBC

bbcsherlockpickuplines: The best of Greg Lestrade, from BBC

“When Greg handed me your uncut birthday video, I was hoping

“When Greg handed me your uncut birthday video, I was hoping

“I promise not to shout Graham, Gavin, or Geoff during

“I promise not to shout Graham, Gavin, or Geoff during

“Can I whisper how much I love you? NOT REALLY!”

“Can I whisper how much I love you? NOT REALLY!”

“Those things’ll kill you… I know what you

“Those things’ll kill you… I know what you

“If you got away from me, I’d be so upset, I’d

“If you got away from me, I’d be so upset, I’d

The best of Greg’s division, from BBC Sherlock Pick-Up

The best of Greg’s division, from BBC Sherlock Pick-Up

“Are you Greg Lestrade? Because you look like a DI…

“Are you Greg Lestrade? Because you look like a DI…

“Lestrade? More like Lust-rade.”

“Lestrade? More like Lust-rade.”

“I bet I can make you thirstier than Greg alone at a wedding.”

“I bet I can make you thirstier than Greg alone at a wedding.”

“Lestrade will find his division before I find someone

“Lestrade will find his division before I find someone

“Why have Lestrade when you can have More-trade?”

“Why have Lestrade when you can have More-trade?”

“Is your name Lestrade? Because your hair may be silver,

“Is your name Lestrade? Because your hair may be silver,

“I’m sorry I keep calling you Graham. It’s

“I’m sorry I keep calling you Graham. It’s

“I need you more than Lestrade needs a drink when he’s

“I need you more than Lestrade needs a drink when he’s

“My feelings for you are so blindingly obvious, even Lestrade

“My feelings for you are so blindingly obvious, even Lestrade

“My feelings for you are so clear, not even the impossibly

“My feelings for you are so clear, not even the impossibly

“Are you Sherlock’s decanter? Because I can’t

“Are you Sherlock’s decanter? Because I can’t

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lestrade:  lestrade:  AT LEAST SHERLOCK WILL ALWAYS HAVE GREG

lestrade: lestrade: AT LEAST SHERLOCK WILL ALWAYS HAVE GREG

evawrites:  lestrade:  lestrade:  AT LEAST SHERLOCK WILL ALWAYS

evawrites: lestrade: lestrade: AT LEAST SHERLOCK WILL ALWAYS

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